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Song Parodies -> "Afroman's Wedding Day"

Original Song Title:

"Because I Got High"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Afroman

Parody Song Title:

"Afroman's Wedding Day"

Parody Written by:

Jack Treese

The Lyrics

I was gonna be your groom until I got high
But then I spent time with Mr. Shroom then I got high
And I am still f---ed up and I know why
- cause I got high (repeat 3X)

I was gonna kick your ex's ass before I got high
I coulda beat him up, but finished last cuz I got high
I am at the emergency room and I know why
- cause I got high (repeat 3X)

I was gonna go buy you a car but then I got high
I just got a brand new credit card but I was high
now I'm buyin' mo dope and I know why
- cause I got high (repeat 3X)

I was goin' to rehab while I was high
I was gonna gonna change my entire life but I got high
then I puched a nurse and I know why
- cause I got high (repeat 3X)

I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic and i know why
- because I got high (repeat 3X)

I was gonna get my chevy back until I got high
I was gonna fix that driveway crack but then I got high
now I've got a headache and I know why
- because I got high (repeat 3X)

I was gonna ask to make love but then I got high
cuz your an angel sent from above but I'm so high
now I'm need a splint and I know why
- cause I got high (repeat 3X)

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and fiance because I got high
now I'm sleeping in a box and I know why
- cause I got high (repeat 3X)

I'm gonna stop annoyin America because I'm high
I'm just actin' like an idiot-a because I'm high
and if I dont stop singin' this I know why
- cause I'm high (repeat 3X)

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Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 13

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