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Song Parodies -> "Purple and High"

Original Song Title:

"Because I Got High"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Afroman

Parody Song Title:

"Purple and High"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

This song is based on my letter to Santa in the Santa letter Mad-Lib thread, regarding my two advectives "Purple" and "High" being used together in the same sentence.
I was writing Santa a letter that made me sound high
I wrote it on a board on Amiright, sounded high
Mad Libs game was messed up and I know why
"....purple and high" [repeat 3X]

I was gonna kick my own ass for "...purple and high"
I coulda adlibed and it coulda been random, don't know why
I said I was in my jell cell all purple and high
"....purple and high" [repeat 3X]

Next time I "write to Santa," I will not sound high
I have been sober but I sounded high
".....Was in my jail cell, purple and high"
"....purple and high" [repeat 3X]

I've this song in my head "Because I Got High"
I really hate that horrible song "Because I Got High"
I used the adjectives purple and high
"....purple and high" [repeat 3X]

I'm writing this parody, but it makes me sound high
My rhymes are moronic as hell and it makes me sound high
Now I am supercalifragilisticexpialidocious - "....purple and high" [repeat 3X]

I was gonna rewrite the note without sounding high
I'll ad-lib the rest of this song without sounding high
Funniest thing that's happened all day "....purple and high"
"....purple and high" [repeat 3X]

I was gonna make this song make sense "....purple and high"
I was gonna redo the letter but it sounded too high
now I'm jacking off and I know why
"....purple and high" [repeat 3X]

But it didn't affect my life Just "....purple and high"
I got one more verse but Afroman was so high
He made this song so long and I know why
- cause he got high [repeat 3X]

I'm gonna stop writing this song because I'm tired
I'm par'd'ing this whole thing wrong "....purple and high"
and if no one helps this song chart I know why
"....purple and high" [repeat 3X]

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Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 5

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