It's Like, I don't care about nothin man,
Bake up another pie ma(ohhh yeah)

La da da da da da La, Da Daaa,
La da da da, La da da da, La da da daaa

I was gonna eat some ice cream,but I like pie
I was gonna eat some strudel,but I like pie
I dont eat anything else and I know why (cos I like pie) yea heyy,
- cause I like pie[repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to cookery class,but I stayed home and ate some pie
I coulda baked a pie there,but I had one ready at home
(La da da da da da da da da)
I have to have a sandwich for lunch, (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I run out a' pie(oohhh yeah)

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to work but I was fired
Cos I stayed home to eat pie
now I'm sitting at home,stuffing my face with pie (why man?) yea heayy,
- cause I like pie [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to school,but I was eating my pie
I was gonna see my kids,but they might steal my pie
I ate all the pies at the bakery(why man?) yea heayy,
- cause I like pie [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I wasn't gonna run from the cops cos I was too fat from the pie
So I fell on my ass,and asked them if they had any pie
(La da da da da da da da da)
Now I am a fat-ass and i know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- because ate a sh*t-load-of pie [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna have lunch,but they ran out of pie
I was gonna gamble on the boat but I was busy eating pie
Now Im fatter than before,and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- because I like pie [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna make love to you but I would of crushed you
Cos I was fat from the pie(ohhh yeah)
now I'm on a diet and I know why, yea heyy,
- cause I ate too much pie [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I messed up my entire life because I liked pie
I squashed my wife and kids
now I'm sleeping on the floor(why man?) yea heyy,
- cause my bed collapsed and I ate too much pie [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I cant bring myself to talk about pie
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I miss my pie
and if I dont sell one copy I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause it wont be released[repeat 3X]

La da da da da da, La da da da,cos its crap,cos its crap,cos its crap.