Lyrics :
Will you, walk Spot
To the hydrant again
He's excited, shaking, and he's drinking again
Woke up tonight and heard him bark real loud
I'm giving in to him

Take him outside
I'll reward him afterwards
He's whining tonight
I almost slapped the dog
Watch him sniff around
I'll let him take his time
I'm yawning tonight
I'm giving him a walk

Caught in, your leash
Losing your balance
Family has tried, to tolerate his dumbness
Tragic it seems, when he does it on OUR lawn
I'm giving in to him

Take him outside
I'll tie him to the leash
I'm annoyed tonight
I'm waiting way too long
Watch him lift his leg
I'll just look away now
He's smiling tonight
I'm giving in to him

(Oh f**)

I look forward, to locking him inside
He drinks still from the bowl, life's harder every day
The dog has got me
I'm giving him
Giving him
Giving him treats NOW!

Take me outside
(I'm sobbing on my coat)
I'm yawning tonight
(I'm sick of doing that)
Watch me fall flat
(I'm hating what Spot does)
I'm crying tonight
I'm giving him a bath

Get me real wet
I'm giving him commands
I'm exhausted tonight
I'm falling into bed
Watch me crumble
I'm ignoring you
I'm sleeping tonight
I'm giving myself a nap
Let me have slumber
I'm not giving it to you
I'm freezing tonight
So, try to shut up tonight!