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Song Parodies -> "The Dog's Gotta Go Out"

Original Song Title:

"Giving In"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Dog's Gotta Go Out"

Parody Written by:

Panic Pagoda

The Lyrics

A song all about letting your dog out late at night.
Lyrics :
Will you, walk Spot
To the hydrant again
He's excited, shaking, and he's drinking again
Woke up tonight and heard him bark real loud
I'm giving in to him

Take him outside
I'll reward him afterwards
He's whining tonight
I almost slapped the dog
Watch him sniff around
I'll let him take his time
I'm yawning tonight
I'm giving him a walk

Caught in, your leash
Losing your balance
Family has tried, to tolerate his dumbness
Tragic it seems, when he does it on OUR lawn
I'm giving in to him

Take him outside
I'll tie him to the leash
I'm annoyed tonight
I'm waiting way too long
Watch him lift his leg
I'll just look away now
He's smiling tonight
I'm giving in to him

(Oh f**)

I look forward, to locking him inside
He drinks still from the bowl, life's harder every day
The dog has got me
I'm giving him
Giving him
Giving him treats NOW!

Take me outside
(I'm sobbing on my coat)
I'm yawning tonight
(I'm sick of doing that)
Watch me fall flat
(I'm hating what Spot does)
I'm crying tonight
I'm giving him a bath

Get me real wet
I'm giving him commands
I'm exhausted tonight
I'm falling into bed
Watch me crumble
I'm ignoring you
I'm sleeping tonight
I'm giving myself a nap
Let me have slumber
I'm not giving it to you
I'm freezing tonight
So, try to shut up tonight!

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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 1

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Bob O'Mara - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Now that is an original idea Great job, Panic, and may all dogs soon learn to take care of themselves...
James L - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey. I don't hear many parodies of this under-rated work of art. I can relate, despite the fact that my dog is little and only has to go to our fenced in yard. Keep smiling and keep writing parodies. You sound like a person of high comedic talent.
Mari D - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't know the original but like it! And did you name yourself after the palindrome "a dog, a panic, in a pagoda"?

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