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Song Parodies -> "There's No Place Like It"

Original Song Title:

"The Way You Like It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Adema

Parody Song Title:

"There's No Place Like It"

Parody Written by:

Bob O'Mara

The Lyrics

I realized only after I made most of this song that many of you folks probably either don't have an Eat'n Park in your area or haven't ever heard of them. But, alas, I was almost done, so I finished. Just try to enjoy, anyways.
(I need a menu)
(I need a menu)

Don't cook tonight.
Cause I can't fight my appetite.
The reason why I'm gonna
take you out to eat tonight.

Where can we go?
I'm running low on all my dough.
Should we stay home
and order from Domino's?

Can it be true
that there's a place for me and you?
A restaurant that gives
refills at no charge to you.

What can I say
but clear the way for us today.
I just hope they haven't
been sued by the FDA.

(chorus)
Sometimes, I'm craving spaghetti,
meat balls and garlic bread.
There are days that I am hungry
for a fillet of fishies. (There's no place like it)

'Scuse me, waitress,
can you please refill my beverage?
(I need a menu)
Eat'n Park's the place for smiles.

I'll have a shake
and can you make salisbury steak?
I can't complain when they can
serve the meal with no mistake.

Here is your meat.
It's time to eat. Bon Apetite!
You can't compete with a
restaurant as good as this.

So what's to fear
when we get billed for eating here?
I realize that this is
one food chain I'll really miss.

I have enough
Cash left to chip in for a tip.
And with the rest, I think I'll
buy myself a poker chip.

(chorus)
Sometimes, I'm craving a burger,
french fries and chocolate milk.
There are days that I am hungry
for a hot turkey sandwich. (There's no place like it)

'Scuse me, waitress,
can I have another salad?
(I need a menu)
Eat'n Park's the place for smiles.
(I need a menu)

(Eat'n Park's the place for smiles)

(I need a menu)
I would like to have a banana split.
I would like to have a banana split.
Just wait on me now, wait on me now.
(I need a menu)
Eat'n Park's the place for smiles.
(I need a menu)
Eat'n Park's the place for smiles.
(There's no place like it)

Sometimes, I'm craving potatoes,
green beans and applesauce.
There are days that I am hungry
for some chicken alfredo. (There's no place like it)

'Scuse me, waitress,
can you bring me a new napkin?
(I need a menu)
Eat'n Park's the place for smiles.

(repeated a few more random times)

There's no place like it.
For those unfamilar with this place, it is sort of the equivalent of Big Boys, in the manner of food and style. Also, Eat'n Parks big saying is "Eat'n Park's the place for smiles!" That is why I added it in many times.

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