Throw all your cares away, it's time for Paddies day
From Montreal to Botany bay they celebrate Paddies day

Paddies day is, the festival of booze
Take the next day off work, cause you're gonna need a snooze

When you feel like the only kid in town,
whose name don't end with Stein
Here's a few names that are Irish
Just like yours and mine

George Bernard Shaw, drinks by the barrel
So do Bono, Enya, and that stud Colin Farrell
Guess who drink together behind closed doors
Liam Neeson, Chris de Burgh, and the babe from the coors

Oscar Wilde is Irish, Boy George is too
I'm not going any further, I'll leave that up to you!

You don't need Brits or Yanks to pass the time away
When you can down a pint with Georgie Best or JFK (Both Irish)

Throw all your cares away, it's time for Paddies day
The red head guy in Star Trek's bay celebrates Paddies day

Oliver Cromwell, NOT a Mick!
But enough writers and authors are to make you others sick
We've got Samuel Beckett, James Joyce and Roddy Doyle
Cockcroft and Walton split the atom and they did it on Irish soil

Sexiest man alive Pierce Brosnan is
Connery's not, but guess who is? Danial Day Lewis!

So many paddies are in Showbiz
Bob Geldof's Irish and so are Thin Liz'

Throw all your cares away, it's time for Paddies day
Sinead O Connor and the Cranberries celebrate Paddies day
It's drinking with the laddies day and burn you British flaggies day
It's give a good tip to cabbies day, have a happy happy happy happy paddies day