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Song Parodies -> "Turkey Day Song"

Original Song Title:

"Hannukah Song"

Original Performer:

Adam Sandler

Parody Song Title:

"Turkey Day Song"

Parody Written by:

Ghetto John

The Lyrics

this song is just for thanksgiving i know it sucks but wait a minute I want to wish you all a happy thanksgiving. Peace Ghetto John ps look out for the christmas songs this year there gonna be strange.
Intro: This is a song, that uh, theres alot of boring songs out there, but not too many about thanksgiving, so I wrote a song for all those nice little funny kids who dont get to hear any amiright songs--here we go...

get out the celary, please pass the sarah lee
Its so much fun to eat until its gone usually its me,

Turkey day is the best day of the year,
Instead of one family eatin, we have eight families here.

When you feel like the only kid in town with out a baked turkey,
Heres a list of foods that are tasty, especially to me

First you need to eat all of the cranberries,
then go to the corn, the stuffing, but dont dare touch the turkey

please pass the jelly to your sister shelly,
your souch a nice brother,now put food in your belly.

the cake is way to fatish; but turkey's fattning too,
Put them together--what a fat uncle Lou

You dont need to take some tums or pepto - bismol
Cause you can burp and giggle with grandma and grandpa--both gassy!

get out the celary, please pass the sarah lee
Its so much fun to eat until its gone usually its me,

lions football-- not for you!
But guess what is...the jello or the poo poo( platter that is! )

We got food for gramps and some food for the baby,
but after we are done eatin'-- gonna get lazy!

Some people think that turkeys have no feelings,
well i could care less cuz its finger lickin.

So many foods are stuffed in the fridge--
come over tommorow, lets do this again.

so reheat the turkey, and reheat the stuffing
i mean look at this turkey, its a lovely, lovely turkey.

So drink your PUNCH AND COLA , and eat your favorite food today,
If you really, wanna eat a mule , Have a happy happy happy happy TURKEY DAY

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