Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Ottawa Hockey Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Chanukah Song"

Original Performer:

Adam Sandler

Parody Song Title:

"Ottawa Hockey Song"

Parody Written by:

Adam Sandler

The Lyrics

Here's a little story
About a hockey team
Who just may win the Stanley Cup
But only in their dreams

The team is from Ottawa
The Senators is their name
Soon to be inducted in the golfing hall of fame

They say they'll take our Leafers [ha]
Now there's a funny joke
Cuz every year at playoff time
The Senators always choke

So three cheers for Ottawa
A real team they are nottawa
They can give all that they've gottawa
But the Stanley Cup will never go to Ottawa

Ottawa has their parliament
And MPs in the news
And it's kind of like their hockey team
They talk a lot but don't produce

They're not the brightest either
I really have to say
When the capital of our country
Spells Canada with a K [hey that's Kanada]

O' Three cheers for Ottawa
They think they've got a shottawa
But they must be smoking pottawa
Cuz the Stanley Cup will never go to Ottawa

You better press your plaid pants
It's that time once again
To hear that familiar Ottawa Senators saying
Tee off is at 10

So get ready for the crying
Take out your handkerchiefs
You're about to get your ass kicked by the Toronto Maple Leafs

O' Three cheers for Ottawa
A lesson they'll be taughttawa
Hossa and Havalattawa
Will soon be golfing a lottawa

What the hell else rhymes with Ottawa
Not a whole heck of a lottawa

They're the team we already forgottawa
Cuz the Stanley Cup will never go to Ottawa!

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   5

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Andrew D. Lacroix - December 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Hell yes! Ottawa is such a jokeawa, never be seriouswa! A toast of nothing but 5's to the Maple Leafs and kick some Senator a$$!
Poop Pants - December 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Adam...did you parody your own work? I didn't know you made parodies too!

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 2768