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I Know Adam Sandler Wrote A Song About Hanukkah, Here I'm Getting EVEN With Him For Beating Up Bob Barker And This Is A Christmas Song About Hanukkah

Put Up Your Christmas Tree, It's Time For Christmas
Put Up Your Christmas Tree, It's Time For Christmas

Christmas Is The Holiday Of Hope
Instead Of One Present For You We Get More Then One

When You Feel You Are The Only Kid With The Christmas Spirit
Here's A Reason Adam Sandler Hates People Who Celebrates Christmas

He Punched Bob Barker In The Face While Playing Golf
And Jack Nicholson In The Movie Anger Management

Bob Dylan Is Very Jewish, But Married Christmas Celebrated Women
Ed Asner Is Also Jewish, But Turns His Back On Hanukkah To Work With Santa Claus

We All Love To Celebrate Christmas And Hanukkah
So For That I Want A Harmonica

So We Want Jingle Bells And Batman Smells
We Can Spend Hanukkah And Christmas With Friends

Put Up Your Christmas Tree, It's Time For Christmas
The People Are Jewish And Christian, But We Get Along

We All Love The Roy Orbison Hit Pretty Paper About Christmas
But We Know That Orbison Was Jewish

We All Hate Ebeneezer Scrooge "Humbug"!
But The Santa Imposters Were The Three Stooges

So Many Jews Are In Show Biz
Tom Cruise Maybe Not, But Dustin Hoffman Was

Tell Your Friend Santa Claus, Make Him Hate Hanukkah
I Hope I Get A Keyboard, To Play Like Keith Emerson

So Drink You Egg Nog, And Make It So Sour
To Make Christmas Be For Another Hour