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Song Parodies -> "3 Cheers For Ottawa"

Original Song Title:

"The Chanukah Song"

Original Performer:

Adam Sandler

Parody Song Title:

"3 Cheers For Ottawa"

Parody Written by:

Adam Sandler

The Lyrics

Here's a little story
About a hockey team
Who just may win the Stanley Cup
But only in their dreams

The team is from Ottawa
The Senators is their name
They're soon to be inducted in the golfing hall of fame

They think they'll take our Leafers
Now there's a funny joke
Cuz every year at playoff time
The Senators always choke

So three cheers for Ottawa
A real team they are nottawa
They can give all that they've gottawa
But the Stanley Cup will never go to Ottawa

Ottawa has the parliaments
And MPs in the news
And it's kind of like their hockey team
They talk a lot but don't produce

They're not the smartest either
I really have to say
When the capital of our country
Spells Canada with a K

Three cheers for Ottawa
They think they have a shottawa
But they must be smoking pottawa
Cuz the Stanley Cup will never go to Ottawa

You better press your plaid pants
It's that time once again
To hear that familiar Ottawa Senators saying
Tee off is at 10

So get ready for the crying
Take out your handkerchiefs
You're about to get your ass kicked by the Toronto Maple Leafs

Three cheers for Ottawa
A lesson they'll be taughttawa
Hossa and Havalattawa
Will soon be golfing a lottawa

What the hell else rhymes with Ottawa
Not a whole heck of a lottawa

They're the team we already forgottawa
Cuz the Stanley Cup will never go to Ottawa!

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Charlie Decker - April 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Under normal circumstances, the Sens are my second favorite team. However, I am I diehard NY Rangers fan and, as such, I am obligated to root for the Leafs as long as Leetchie is with you guys. We call it "Operation Brian" here in New York City. So, until the Rangers get their heads out of their asses, Go Leafs Go!
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Adam, Who Would Win A Fight Between You & Bob Barker.
Michael Pacholek - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Nine... teen... twenty... seven. Even a Ranger fan wouldn't feel deprived compared to that. On the other hand, Leafs vs. Senators, somebody's gotta choke in the first round. Still I look to find a reason... to de-Leaf. (Shameless plug alert!)
Lanie - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Adam, did you really parody your own song?
Val - April 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehehe! That is a funny song 1 And it's true so that makes it even funnier! Go LEAFS GO!
LEAFER! - April 16, 2004 - Report this comment
OH MY GOD! what a true song...GO LEAFS GO!
GO LEAFS!! - April 16, 2004 - Report this comment
YEAH!! GO LEAFS GO!!
Lauren-yea Tim!! - April 16, 2004 - Report this comment
so true so true, thank you!!!!!GO LEAFS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SENS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Penguin - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment
GO LEAFS GO ......... Where can we download this song from??? Leafs in 7. GO LEAFS GO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO BUDS GO! - April 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Alfredson seems to be so sure that they will win tonight and take it to game 7. I say if he loses, we shave his head. I can't stand that hair! The league should make it mandetory for him to wear like a bandana or something to hide it, it's a distraction to the other players! GO LEAFS GO!!!
Lizzy - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Goooo Leafs Sens Suck Ass lol Yeah thats rite cathy They Suck Ass!!
A True Leafs Fan - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
WHAT A FUNNY SONG THIS IS. TOMORROW IS THE LAST GAME OF THE PLAYOFFS SO IM GONNA READ THIS SONG IN THE MORNING ANNOUNCEMENTS TOMMORROW MORNING. HO-LEE, ITS GONNA BE FUNNY. MAN, THIS IS A FUNY SUNNY SONG. WE BELEAF! GO-LEAFS-GO!
Bryce - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
It was awsome and really funny! Some1 should e-mail this to all the Sens fans they know when they get there buts cicked in game 7! Sens SUCK
Moo - April 23, 2004 - Report this comment
GO LEAFS GO!!! SENS SUCK!!!
brittany - April 25, 2004 - Report this comment
i really like the song cause im a real big leaf fan i think adam should wright a song about phili that would be cool
#1 Leafer - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Ya a song about philly might actually help the leafs! They could use it :(....There down 2-0 in the series but ya know what...There going 2 come back n win 4 in a row baby ya! Go leafs Go!
Iman - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment
No really? Did Adam really come up with this?
Go Leafs Go - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Great song loved it because it is so true
go leafers go!-bob and katie - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
this song is sooooo tru!HaHa y'all! Look who 1 da game! an wha' 'bout alfrdssons hair he looks like krusty da clown! GO LEAFS GO! SENS SUCK AND Y"ALL NOE IT!!!!!!!
SKDJSLK - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
leafs and senators suck!!!!!!! THEY SUCK!!!!!!SUCK!!!!SUCK!!!!SUCK!!!SUCKSUCKSUCK!!!!!!!! MY THE SONG ROCKS
phily fan - May 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Sens, have fun golfing... Leafs, wish the flyers your congrats for this series win
*~LollyPop~* - May 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Wah bud! This song is halarious! It's so true! I hope the sens are having fun golfing right now!!! Maybe they should make that their new pro sport! Cuz they can't play at all!!! Anyone out there who actualy believd in Ottawa needs to seek serious medical attention!! Go Leafs Go!!
Mer - May 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh sweet jesus this song is the best i've ever heard and it's so much better because they really did beat the sens MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA... and yet..roenick killed my dreams :(:( but hey at least they beat the sens TAKE THAT ALFREDSON YOU DUMB SHAT..heheheh....
u noe who - May 07, 2004 - Report this comment
GO LEAFS GO!!!! o yea hey sam!!!!!!!!!
american Idol has nothing to do wit this! - May 14, 2004 - Report this comment
YAHHHHHHH! Aw man y did Philly have 2 win? ah well, we let them win so they wouldn't feel bad. Hey Y'all! did u noe dat alfredsson is on Team Sweden? HA HA HA Team Canada ROX! Oh Hay Chenellerz!
sens fan - September 22, 2005 - Report this comment
good song but toronto sux this yera 4-2 in the first exibation game go sens go
go leafs go /// ther not inda playoffs this year :( (2006) - June 04, 2006 - Report this comment
this song is soooooooooo jokes it has everything u need to kno about the sens .. THEY SUCK .. DUH! n i think the sens really should b induncted into the golfin hall of fame ... o wait they suck at golf too o well :) ___________________________________________________ GO LEAFS GO GO LEAFS GO LEAFS GO BEAT THE SENS IN 2007 !
hABS FAN - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Toronto sucks....Senators suck....that was clearly not adam sandler...if youve heard the song
Omer - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Toronto owns ass. i know ottawa sucks bad. in the playoffs of 2006, their team capton got the least goals. poor alfredson. i bet belfour can get more playin 5 games only. i think the whole team of ottawa and the team ottawa itself should retire. whoever is the next one to read this do you agree with me?!
Leafs boy - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
I am a Leafs fan, so I really LOVE this song. It's amazing!!
sens fan - January 17, 2007 - Report this comment
lol... although lately the leafs have been getting way more practice at golfing... i mean the sens may choke but at least they make the playoffs
james - January 21, 2007 - Report this comment
haha it was good really good,I usually see Adam Sandler during comedy movies soo yah it was good i liked it its really funny haha
Sensuck - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
wow this song is pretty accurate...SENS SUCK GO LEAFS GO!
Roxanne - March 19, 2007 - Report this comment
This is the worst song ever. Toronto did not make the playoffs. They will not this year too. OTTAWA SENATORS RULE. Lets see you mock Toronto.
darian - April 11, 2007 - Report this comment
GO LEAFS GO! YOU SENS FANS HAVE TO FACE REALITY: YOURE NEVER GONNA WIN THE STANLEY CUP!! EVER!!!! ITS TRUE YOU GUYS ALWAYS CHOKE!!!! :O
Tanner - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
YA LEAFS RULLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! SENS FANS SUCK!!!!!!! YA!
jake - April 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Go Leafs Ottawa Blows
leafs guy - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment
ottawa sucks feafs rock
the dude - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment
you all ways got next year kick some but
Joel Naumann#16 - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
GO LEAF'S GO!!!! SENS SUCK--AND SWALLOW!!! GO TUCKER, AND KABERLE!!!
Hockeyfan - May 25, 2007 - Report this comment
well its nice to see how even though the leafs are so disapointing they still have fans, the sens are in the finals now excuse me while i laugh my a$$ off.
Below Average Dave - May 25, 2007 - Report this comment
You know for me. . .it's nice to see so many HOCKEY fans. . .In Tampa, there really aren't any. . .I'm from St. Louis, so naturally coming to a city that just happens to have a hockey team from one that bleed for their hockey team, kinda sux. . .Go OTTAWA or ANAHEIM. . .Whoever wins will earn it.
613---UPL - May 26, 2007 - Report this comment
LMFAO LOOM AT THE SENS THIS YEAR(2007) THEIR OWNING DONT TALK SHET. THE CUP IS COMIN TO OTTAWA BABY
bob - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
the sens suck GO LEAFS GO!!!!! anehim's gena win the cup
1# LEAFS FAN - October 11, 2007 - Report this comment
sens suck o wow u have spezza he sucks too all he does is show off and otawas nver going to win the stanley
leafsfan - November 11, 2007 - Report this comment
for all the dumbass sens fans out there who keep saying 'uhh the leafs havent won the stanley cup since 1963 or 67 or w.e it is..so they suck'.. but let me ask those idiots this, when was the last time the sens won the cup..uhh how about NEVER! and they never will....SENS SUCK..they always have and they always will..bastards
zattack - February 04, 2008 - Report this comment
ottowa ssuucckkss!!.the ref should take there stanly cups because the suck so much.hahahalol.
senssucks - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
sens sucks and maple leafs too!!!!!!!! GO HABS GO!!!!!! The cup in Montreal in 2008!! But I love the song because I hate Ottawa!!
some dude - February 24, 2010 - Report this comment
both teams suck
Bri - August 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Old post and all that but, Pete Cugno is the writer and singer of this song parody. :)

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