-> "3 Cheers For Ottawa"
Original Song Title:
"The Chanukah Song"
Parody Song Title:
"3 Cheers For Ottawa"
Parody Written by:
Adam Sandler
The Lyrics
Here's a little story
About a hockey team
Who just may win the Stanley Cup
But only in their dreams
The team is from Ottawa
The Senators is their name
They're soon to be inducted in the golfing hall of fame
They think they'll take our Leafers
Now there's a funny joke
Cuz every year at playoff time
The Senators always choke
So three cheers for Ottawa
A real team they are nottawa
They can give all that they've gottawa
But the Stanley Cup will never go to Ottawa
Ottawa has the parliaments
And MPs in the news
And it's kind of like their hockey team
They talk a lot but don't produce
They're not the smartest either
I really have to say
When the capital of our country
Spells Canada with a K
Three cheers for Ottawa
They think they have a shottawa
But they must be smoking pottawa
Cuz the Stanley Cup will never go to Ottawa
You better press your plaid pants
It's that time once again
To hear that familiar Ottawa Senators saying
Tee off is at 10
So get ready for the crying
Take out your handkerchiefs
You're about to get your ass kicked by the Toronto Maple Leafs
Three cheers for Ottawa
A lesson they'll be taughttawa
Hossa and Havalattawa
Will soon be golfing a lottawa
What the hell else rhymes with Ottawa
Not a whole heck of a lottawa
They're the team we already forgottawa
Cuz the Stanley Cup will never go to Ottawa!
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