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Song Parodies -> "Jessica Rabbit"

Original Song Title:

"Jessica"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Adam Green

Parody Song Title:

"Jessica Rabbit"

Parody Written by:

AussieBullDog

The Lyrics

Jessica Rabbit
Look at your husband
His feet and his floppy ears

You look like a person
With deep mental problems
As soon as the guy appears

Jessica, Jessica Rabbit
You make the men smile
But what were you on
When you fell for Roger and walked down the aisle?

I'm puzzled, believe me
Do my eyes deceive me?
Your taste in men's horrible

Tell me it's not true
Jessica, that you
Married an animal

Jessica, Jessica Rabbit
You make the men smile
But what were you on
When you fell for Roger and walked down the aisle?

I like how you dance, too
I caught me a glance, you
Performed at the Ink 'n' Paint

I hope you don't get mad
I know that you're not bad
Just drawn that way, your complaint

Jessica, Jessica Rabbit
You make the men smile
But what were you on
When you fell for Roger and walked down the aisle?

Jessica Rabbit
We could be happy
If only I could be
A cartoon like you
Oh, Jessica

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Rick D - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
I missed this in the AM here. Guess everyone else did, too. DNOS but I found myself trying to match Tim-oth-y Lear-y to the scan. Not one of your best. Now if you'd explained where in the movie we can get that crotch shot of JR's BVD's, you might have something.
AussieBullDog - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I admit, this isn't one of my better efforts looking back on it now. Doesn't really bother me that the original isn't well-known... but I dunno, I was hoping to have done more with this. Oh well, they say that it's a good sign if you can tell when something you've written sucks.

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