I've been watching you swig every shot in the bar
paying everything with your daddy's gold card
your a lush
man, and your so drunk
I've seen your kind before, you think your so cool
this irish girl is gonna take you to school
hold out your drink
no hun, i ain't joking

Hold her hair
while she pukes up a lung
she thinks she's a big dog
and not a pre-teen drunk
Hold her hair
ya, she's a chick with a limit
you don't see she can't do it
but i can, so there

hold her hair

well doll i won't blame you if you want to take flight
you puked on the bar and everything thats in sight
but for now
do me a favor

hold her hair
while she hits the toilet
she thinks she can cut it
what a fool
Hold her hair
ya, she broke a stilleto
her manicure is ruined
what a tool, oh well

hold her hair

well girls like you,
you ain't good for nothin, no
hold on a second
you gotta be good for something
for somethin
I know

Hold her hair,
While she takes a third round
she's about to hit the ground
and not thing to do
hold her hair
ya, i'm getting a bouncer
i'm sick to death of this loser
but what to do, wait

hold her hair
hold her hair
hold her hair
hold her hair
she just puked on you
hold her hair
no seriously hun,
like, all over your shoes
hold her hair
wait, wheres her purse
hold her hair
it was just on the table
hold her hair
omg i can't believe she lost her purse