-> "I Want Canned Meat"
Original Song Title:
"I Want Candy"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Want Canned Meat"
The Lyrics
Intro:
Hey Justin... hey, it's Emi.
Listen, I can't eat out tonight
I´m going to eat this stuff...
No! What? This Spam is dandy!
It's all cubed;
I gotta go - see ya!
Spam is my world; it's what I eat
In the line of processed meat
It's microwave safe, though I require
Spam cooked o'er an open fire
I want canned meat!
I want canned meat!
People tell me with a solemn frown
They, all liars, bring me down
"Don't eat Spam, that's a doctor's order"
How I love salt, ham and water!
I want canned meat!
I want canned meat!
Deli cheese and meat, they say it's better
But I like canned meat with the big, yellow letters
Spam with prunes to make Spam wine
I love my canned meat all the time.
I want canned meat!
I want canned meat!
I want canned meat!
I want canned meat!
Canned meat in the afternoon
Spam scampi and Spam Rangoon
Canned meat in a fricassee
All I want is more canned meat!
Canned meat in the dark of night
(Spam Sushi is just not right)
Can't we maybe all agree?
All we need is more canned meat!
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