Give me half the chance
i promise i won't be rude
to the dinner guest
I'll act my best
you won't even know its me
I don't normally disrespect
I won't scratch my ass this time
don't even think I'll fart
I need to open up
and belch one more time
I've got a lot to learn
Never felt stomach bubbles before
But I've gotta do what's right for me

Chorus:
My mom told me I should
be better than I could ever be
I'll show the real me yeah
I'll be worse than you'll ever see
I need to pass some gas
I need to fart

You know that I'm a boy
And I can't help being rude
Time is all it takes
I'll make my mistakes
And fart up a storm

can't hang on to the farts
cuz its building up inside
gotta let em out
gotta help myself
and relieve myself right now

I've got a lot of gas
Never felt like this before
But I gotta do what's right for me

Chorus:
My mom told me I should (I should)
be better than I can ever be
I'll show the real me yeah
I'll be worse than you'll ever see
I need to pass some gas

I won't stop farting no never no never
Leave me alone.
Alone ohhh alone

Chorus:
Here it comes again
My dad's boss is sitting here
I wish I could control my rear
I hope he doesn't notice it
I'm gonna fart right now (P U)
I'm gonna fart right now (P U)
I'm gonna fart PFFFT
now