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Song Parodies -> "I Have To Fart"

Original Song Title:

"One Better (remix)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aaron Carter

Parody Song Title:

"I Have To Fart"

Parody Written by:

Amanda & Ashley

The Lyrics

i guess he'll have better mannors next time
Give me half the chance
i promise i won't be rude
to the dinner guest
I'll act my best
you won't even know its me
I don't normally disrespect
I won't scratch my ass this time
don't even think I'll fart
I need to open up
and belch one more time
I've got a lot to learn
Never felt stomach bubbles before
But I've gotta do what's right for me

Chorus:
My mom told me I should
be better than I could ever be
I'll show the real me yeah
I'll be worse than you'll ever see
I need to pass some gas
I need to fart

You know that I'm a boy
And I can't help being rude
Time is all it takes
I'll make my mistakes
And fart up a storm

can't hang on to the farts
cuz its building up inside
gotta let em out
gotta help myself
and relieve myself right now

I've got a lot of gas
Never felt like this before
But I gotta do what's right for me

Chorus:
My mom told me I should (I should)
be better than I can ever be
I'll show the real me yeah
I'll be worse than you'll ever see
I need to pass some gas

I won't stop farting no never no never
Leave me alone.
Alone ohhh alone

Chorus:
Here it comes again
My dad's boss is sitting here
I wish I could control my rear
I hope he doesn't notice it
I'm gonna fart right now (P U)
I'm gonna fart right now (P U)
I'm gonna fart PFFFT
now

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Trojan Cat - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I will read only one bathroom song a day and yours was first. Too much bathroom humor is like too much junk food - empty calories, if you know what I mean.
fat george - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
it was funny.. Good work

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