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Song Parodies -> "Not John Kerry, Not George Bush"

Original Song Title:

"Not Too Young, Not Too Old"

Original Performer:

Aaron Carter

Parody Song Title:

"Not John Kerry, Not George Bush"

The Lyrics

Not John Kerry and not George Bush

Listen up, everybody
In the two opposing parties
I'm talking to you democrats
And that other party
Kerry, what you gonna do, come and talk
To people who don't give a sh*t
Everytime you speak, yeah
Anyone can surf the internet, yeah
To find that John Kerry is really full of sh*t
If Bush and Kerry get together
It's gonna be the bomb
They're gonna start debating
See it live, CNN dot com
When it comes to voting, I'm not too young
Young voters jack up on the scene
But when it comes to Bush and Kerry
They're way too old
The convention doesn't have a crowd
It's way too cold
That's how it goes

Shut up, democrats, now
Don't let republicans take control
Let's give them both a push
Not John Kerry, not George Bush

Here we go

You see the E to the N to the R-O-N
Because of George Bush, we won't see it again
It's all blown up now, Bush don't know where to begin
Hard to believe he's been here this long
And hasn't done a thing
I tell you again, Dubya isn't ready yet
He hasn't gotten things steady yet
That's the president for ya
That's our economy, it ain't our fault
We're too worried about Bin Laden and his Taliban cult
Shoot some troops, kid, steal Osama's junk
Battle on the battlegrounds, you Talibans are sunk
Bush and Kerry on debating boards
Gay marriage and sex
Any questions, comments
Is that all, please next
Wipe the floor with you Kerry, where's your concentration
Listen to my tyrade for a better nation
I''ll raise taxes if money's what you want
George Bush is a smart man
Yeah right but this is how it goes


Here we go


Kerry's stepping up to the microphone
Cover up your ears cause his voice is gonna drone
Bush is tripping up over all of his words
Cover up your eyes, he's gonna ruin the world

See when it comes to taking all the risks he can provide
All Clinton needed was pillows, hello
Not John Kerry, doo doo doo doo
I think that he is scary, doo doo doo doo
Turn it off, yo
Switch it to a different show
A real old schmo, with a long beard
Even this is a better show
That's how it goes
And the best part is I do not have to vote until I'm eighteen years old

Here we go


Here we go

I wonder if this counts for that "right wing claptrap" that Mr. Critic was talking about.

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a critic - February 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Democratish - June 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't even know how the song goes, but I do love political songs! I agree, Kerry's a freakin horeshit-eater, but I can say, Bush is NO better. I loof political songs!
mary - July 24, 2005 - Report this comment
are u trying to criticize aaron's songs or wat?
Jennifer - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I love Aaron Carter. I love this song. And I agree with every word in the parody. Absolutely brilliant.

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