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Song Parodies -> "I Know I Got Beat"

Original Song Title:

"I Know I Beat Shaq"

Original Performer:

Aaron Carter

Parody Song Title:

"I Know I Got Beat"

Parody Written by:

Ryan Gill

The Lyrics

And it hurts
And it hurts
And it went painfully like this

Ouch!
Im gonna cry!!
*cries*
Im not the man!!!

Hey guys check it out look what happened to me!
I was so scared I almost peed!
I was hangin @ the court jus playin some ball
Then these guys came, ready for a maul
I heard myself screaming
I thought I was dead
fell on my face
I was real hurt
I was dead meat
Waiting to die
I told them to shoo
But it didn't work
I said "When I beat you real bad, try not to cry"
Jeeze Aaron, your mince meat
One on 9 with a bunch of guys
Yeah I sure was
I was dead
But I stood strong
That was my mistake
I tried to run,
to cyke them out
I said "Hey guys your in my house now"
I tried to escape
Their fists swipe
And this is how the story goes

Its like boom, BOOM they hit me in the eye, and I cried CRIED like a
little ittle baby
Im screwed SCREWED I swear Im telling you the facts, cuz I know I got beat
Slam SLAM they hit me in my gut I fell FELL I heard my guts bustin Im dead
DEAD
I swear Im tellin you the facts, Cuz I know I got beat

So check it out
I thought it was over with
But then he started punching
Ow! Ouch! Pain!
Then he threw bricks
One hit my face
I knew there was a way that I could make it stop
But there was no way
They kept on mauling
I said stop Yo Im Aaron farter!
He looked down
Gave me a face
"Hey man, were just getting started"
A double puncher nothing but pain
"Hey aaron, had enough yet?"
Im down, way down
I guess he didn't notice I couldn't talk

Its like boom, BOOM they hit me in the nuts, and I screamed SCREAMED like
a little ittle baby
Im screwed SCREWED I swear Im telling you the facts, cuz I know I got beat
Slam SLAM they hit me in face I bruised BRUISED I heard my skull cracking
Im dead DEAD
I swear Im tellin you the facts, Cuz I know I got beat

Cuz I know I got beat

Punch after punch
Hit after hit
The people are watchin
"Aaron is dead"
I struggle in vein
Im in too much pain
The cheerleaders are cheering
"Beat him up good"

And then they stoped
I couldn't believe it was real
All the guys stopped and smiled @ me
They said "One more mauling, then your free"
I couldn't get up
I said No, No!!
I must admit that I was beat
He punched me again, and I cried like a baby
"Sorry man, we should of gone harder"
Another guy said"How about it?"

The guys went nuts
They put me on their shoulders
They slammed me down
I wanted my mother

Ah man, I was so worn out
I was starting to have some doubts
If I was alive
And seeing and breathing
Then maybe It was all a dream

WRONG

Its like boom, BOOM they hit me with a bat, and I cried CRIED like a
little ittle baby
Im screwed SCREWED I swear Im telling you the facts, cuz I know I got beat
Slam SLAM they hit me in the face and I fell FELL I heard my spine
cracking Im dead DEAD
I swear Im tellin you the facts, Cuz I know I got beat

Its like boom, BOOM they hit me in the eye, and I cried CRIED like a
little ittle baby
I'm screwed SCREWED I swear Im telling you the facts, cuz I know I got beat

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