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Song Parodies -> "Woke Up Had Coffee And A Bun"

Original Song Title:

"Soprano's Theme"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Woke Up Had Coffee And A Bun"

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The Lyrics

"Tony Soprano's real love affair'
Woke up this morning,
Had some coffee and a bun.
My Momma always said I'd be the,
healthy one.

Kiss em all good-bye,
go out for special moments.
Meet up with the goom-bah boys,
and get some jelly dougnuts.

Woke up this morning
with-a blood drip-in from my mouth,
Oh no- no, now "Tee"
that's just ketchup head-in south.

No time for talk-in boys,
we got a big plan today.
The Esplinade is open-in up,
with all-u-can eat buffet.

Woke up this morning,
Have to zoom-zoom apple pie.
Oh Right, Oh I,
Oh Right ....PIE ,
Oh My , -Pie -OH- MY-

Woke up this morning,
I could eat a horse.
Just coffee at Melfi's,
to see the Doc, of course.

Time to discuss this and that.
I'm think-in that , this chick rocks.
Just starvin away here,
so, I ate the kleenex box.

Woke up this moring,
had a hard night at the Bing.
Driving home when I saw it,
this beautiful thing.

No time for Paulie or Chris
no time for telephone.
Turn in to the Moo Cow store,
I got an ice cream jones!

Woke up this moring,
gave Ralphie one more look.
You should-a offer the boss,
what you cook .

I'll teach you a lesson boy,
I'll pull off your hair.
I'll kill ya and cut ya up,
Next time learn to share.

Woke up this morning,
got the doom gloom in my eye,
A J ate my pie,
I might just eat my tie,
I might just eat your eye
or my pie-o-my

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