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Song Parodies -> "N.E.R.D."

Original Song Title:

"P.I.M.P. (G-Unit Remix)"

Original Performer:

50 Cent (feat. Snoop Dogg, G-Unit)

Parody Song Title:

"N.E.R.D."

Parody Written by:

The Invincible

The Lyrics

This parody is a continuation of my first submission to AmIRight, a fragmented parody of P.I.M.P. I went back and added some more computer-based thoughts, and came up with this
I spend the whole day at my PC
I got a drive full of RA-Memory
With about 60 point 5 GBs
Cause I'm a big computer N-E-R-D

Now at work, I'm in my cube, I'm filing some data
I go for Dell, and those Windows, AOL, Encarta
That Macromedia, Shockwave, Flash, Napster and Kazaa
I download every day and I don't pay cause I don't wanna
I had a little Zenith in the day with DOS-ah
Three hours later loads up after I push the starter
Them six figures put my desktop up, and make it better
Make no mistakes, if I don't like it, goes to the shredder
I got PS2, got the Cube, I pack an Xbox
I roll with Apple, and in Microsoft I got some stocks
I ain't that slob who spends the whole day up in his bed
I'm that geek who be frequently up on the Net
I could care less how the Sims performed in the last month
I Photoshop, to fool a date, because I weigh a ton
1.67 Gigas in the Windows XP
You can't compete with me 'cause I'm a N-E-R-D

I spend the whole day at my PC
I got a drive full of RA-Memory
With about 60 point 5 GBs
Cause I'm a big computer N-E-R-D
I got a printer from the HP
I roll with PS2 from the Sony
So don't you dare touch my DVDs
Cause I'm a big computer N-E-R-D

M-I-C-R-O-S-O-F-T and A-double P-L-E
Don't you try to tell me to buy your CD
I'll just put it my MP3
M-I-C-R-O-S-O-F-T and A-double P-L-E
I'm internationally known thanks to the world wide web
(And you know you're just a N-E-R-D) Now that be true about me

In the spin I got my Might and Magic CD-ROM
I give out lessons on the beatdown in SOCOM
I got a game where I'm a Millionaire a million times
I spend my salary to invest in the hyperdrive
I down with Fischer like I down with Deep Blue
(Check), what, hell no, checkmate you
I-Q 1-5-Fizzy, messin' with me I'll make your head dizzy
Techies in the 'Wood know how Vinny get down
I got my TI in the lab, I share my files all round
I get the word out that I'm back, and I be goin' to town
I got some 32-bit, java scripts programs, they're world-renowned
But I still find the time in my day to write
Shouts out to AMIRIGHT cause they put my stuff on their site, word
They vote it up, the fives are my goals
I'm so bad, my life needs parental controls

I spend the whole day at my PC
I got a drive full of RA-Memory
With about 60 point 5 GBs
Cause I'm a big computer N-E-R-D

I just switched over to cable for the Net
Cause I need speed
I'm a C-O-M-P-U-T-E-R N-E-R-D
Yeah, I'm smart, and I ain't dumb
I ain't Compaq, but I got one
I'm a surfer and turfer, I dial up, double-click to run
I do whatever I please, I program DVDs
Sometimes I also burn CDs, then I recycle Pentium 3s
I keep those mega-Bs, plug into the USBs
I ain't gotta extend a lot , I break out the AMD, NERD

I pack this designer mouse, click it and go (chicka, chicka)
Hard drive, AMD, DMA, Version 3.0
I spin the DVD-ROM, and roll the movie
Man, I know how to type, the keyboard be glued to me
Man, my fingers and wrists glow, I might have Carpal Tunnel
I don't mind the pain at all, if I can run audio-visual
I'd pay for a doctor but I spent it on my system
Now I got robotic hands, my hand I don't miss them, CP-UNIT

I spend the whole day at my PC
I got a drive full of RA-Memory
With about 60 point 5 GBs
Cause I'm a big computer N-E-R-D

In Hollywood, they say there no b'ness like show b'ness
In the Valley, they say, theres no b'ness like 'puter b'ness
They say their system ain't fast, but if you wait a lil' faster
Time gonna slow down so you can catch up

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 11

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Alex - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
your parody was so cool!!!!
Phil Alexander - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent! DKTOS, but this one raps really well...
Johnny D - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) The neat thing about really good rap is that I don't have to know the original song to appreciate the poetry and meter... "I got a printer from the HP / I roll with PS2 from the Sony / So don't you dare touch my DVDs / Cause I'm a big computer N-E-R-D" .... Classic! Very good job.
Adagio - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Johnny's right...don't have to know the original. You threw enough terms out there to gag a horse. :D 5's
Jeff Reuben - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Well written.
Rick D - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Rap songs are tought to parody. There's no melody to hide behind, so you're kind of out there naked. Good job at the nudist camp.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Yes, you could have choked a horse with an Apple. *crickets chirping* Great work and a lot of effort here, Invincible. Having done about a dozen raps myself I know how much work goes into them and this is a really funny and well written parody. 555
The Invincible - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks a lot everyone. I enjoyed writing this parody and I'm glad you enjoyed reading it.
Agrimorfee - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS, but it reads well all by itself. A rare 555 in that case. Good job, vinc!
Melhi - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
N - Nice job.
Meriadoc - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Well, I d'led the song but found it incredibly hard to follow. But as I know these rap songs often have more than one version, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on the pacing. A lot of hard work obviously went into this. 5-4-5.
ABC's OF PARODIES ROUND "N" CO-WINNER - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
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