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Song Parodies -> "Belly Flop"

Original Song Title:

"Candy Shop"

Original Performer:

50 Cent and Olivia

Parody Song Title:

"Belly Flop"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This is a semi-tribute to Jeff Reuben, Since he was the inspiration behind this one when I saw his Facebook status: "Belly-flopped into an overly chlorinated pool during a thunderstorm" and it gave me an idea to write a parody about swimming. So this one's for you dude! Kinda as a way of saying thank you for doing a cover of "Living Teddy Bear"
That smarts!
So destructive

I just landed a Belly Flop
That pool made my body stop
From the diving board I hopped
The impact made me hurt a lot (Ow!)

You went and pulled a Belly Flop
Went swimming when it’s hot
Since we can’t spend it on a yacht
We went down to that water park (Yup!)

I am in immense pain! How did this happen?
The high dive climbed up it was an entrapment
Kids were chastising me as up here I trembled
Up ten floors I bet bravery dissembled
Yeah, We were up in the clouds had to be nimble
Those kids called me “Whimpo” the board I gripped, Yo!
And then I fell it was accidental
Tried to reach for the board, Gravity said “You’re screwed”
The water I hit was a cold shocker
It was not pleasing, Dudes cringed and became gawkers
You’re not supposed to hit your tummy, It’s painful
Since I dropped like a sack of bricks into cold water
Though it’s nice and wet, Stings more than bit
If I am acting upset try yourself to get hit
Don’t want to complain, baby, Just act like a man
But need to say “Ouch” girl, Wasn’t my plan (Nuh-uh!)

I did another Belly Flop
You think that I would learn to stop
The stinging makes me have to sob
Keeps aching and my guts red hot (Ouch!)

You keep pulling off Belly Flops
The Kid Pool should be your spot
Since now your whole body throbs
Keep jumping and get massive swats (Yikes!)

(Jeff and Girlfriend)
Pools aren’t too fun (Aren’t too fun)
They hurt a ton (They hurt a ton)
Might cure the sun (Cure the sun)
But diving boards are shun (Oh yeah)

When planning out our outing, Where to go
I would swap a pool trip for Texaco
I should have hit the ground, It’d be softer
And who wants to swim around in piss?
I think I’ll stick to the shore since I forgot to pack my flippers
Woman’s on my case “Can’t we just be dippers?”
This park ain’t all demonic, It’s iconic on our feet we wear thongs
I should take a swimming class, Don’t have the brawn
To jump from that board just one more time
My chick just takes off, Checks out the lifeguard guy
He’s so rugged, Blows that whistle and her mind
I’ll hit it once mo’ just to prove I won’t whine
I come prepared for dropping but I’m not belly flopping
Start to fret and sweat, Damn, Veins are popping
Seeing my dame sustained watching the guard throttle his tube
Just then I slip on a puddle and I fumbled, Ah shoot!

Again I did a Belly Flop
My stomach is about to pop
The splash makes you need a mop
I swear that I am such a Klutz! (Ouch!)

Again you did a Belly Flop
But boy is this lifeguard hot
He looks like David Hasslehoff
Try drowning just to kiss this hunk (Whoa!)

I’m tired of these Belly Flops
Just feeling like I’m Judo-Chopped
Can’t just dip in with a plop
Won’t give this place another shot (Nope!)

I can’t believe you spent a wad
To try out for the Diving Squad
Cause Swimming is one big façade
You thought you’d be having tons of fun (Nope!)

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 10

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Below Average Dave - August 09, 2010 - Report this comment
All I can say is I cannot believe you did an entire rap song about a Belly Flop, that's amazing, The Original song is actually kinda fun---you won't often hear me say that about a 50 cent song--but in this case it was
Matthias - August 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Wow Dave, From the guy who did a song about Viking Food I'm flattered that you're amazed that I pulled this off. Once I had the idea it just stuck and was actually rather simple to write.
Jeff Reuben - August 09, 2010 - Report this comment
LOL, this brought a tear to my eye. And my red belly. Thanks Matty!
AFW - August 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Seasonably correct, and quite a story..
Mark Scotti - August 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Great idea, and very well done. "SPLASH!!!" Arrrrg, I always eny up doing backflops in my pool!!!
Below Average Dave - September 13, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM: Very good parody overall. The pacing wasn't perfect, and you missed some internal rhymes, BUT I still am very impressed that you turned such a simple common occurrence into an epic parody. My favorite line was "He looks like David Hasslehoff" because. . .its just funny, which can be said about a lot of lines in this parody, great job
Abbott Skelding - September 13, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM: Not a huge fan of the OS, but this is a really well done parody! Excellent job!
Mark Scotti - September 20, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM - You've made a second "Splash" with me on this one!!
Peter Andersson - September 25, 2010 - Report this comment
PG-13 wet jokes and bellyflopping fun for the whole family splash... I mean family slash crowd! 555.
bobpiecheese - September 29, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) It takes skill to milk a single gag for an entire parody, let alon a parody of a rap song, but you did so admirably. Sure there were a fair few pacing mishaps, but given how much Fiddy is mumbling in the OS I'll let it slide (like a water slide lol). Judges say: 555!
bobpiecheese - March 20, 2018 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See, immediately above!
Max Power - March 20, 2018 - Report this comment
It's a perfect 5s.

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