Song Parodies -> Angry Mob

Original Song Title:

"Candy Shop"

Original Performer:

50 Cent

  
Parody Song Title:

"Angry Mob"

Parody Written by:

Nina Cayley

This goes out to all those rappers, especially 50 Cent
Yeah...
Uh-huh...
So Destructive....

I'll take you to the angry mob
I'll let you kick the guy on top
Go ahead jerk, don't you stop
Keep punchin' til you hit the spot (Whoa)

I'll take you to the angry mob
Boy, one taste of what they've bought
They'll take all the life you've got
Keep poking til ya get the spot (Whoa)

They can kill your way, How do you want it?
They gonna pull that trigger or should I push up on it?
Fists are rising, let's go to the next level
That punch was packed, fast as a bike pedal
They'll break your nose for you now, baby it's simple
If you'll be a bimbo, you'll die, for your info
In the hotel or in the back of a rental
ON the beach or in the park, it's whatever you're into
Got the beating stick, you need a doctor
Have your friends teasin bout how dead they gotcha
Wanna show me all your bruises baby, no problem
Get the gun and be shootin like an action show
They're are reasons now when it comes to this hit
After you show your skills, you get beat with a stick
I'm tryin to explain the best way I can
They'll kill for they're girls, all of the men
(HaHa)

I'll take you to the angry mob
I'll let you tickle the dude on top
Go head, bitch don't you stop
Keep laughin til they make you drop

I'll take you to the angry mob
I hate you cuz you can't make songs
Go head, 50 please stop
Keep goin and they'll make you drop

50, what they do
And when they do
The things they do
Are just between the cops and you

Go up to em baby, nice and slow
Lose a bet on the rodeo
You ain't never been hurt like this before
Cuz They ain't never hated someone like this before
Soon as you come through the door, they get to pullin on the trigger
It's like a race to see who can kill you quicker
Isn't it ironic how idiotic it is to watch em with guns
Had me thinkin bout your grave, after you've gone
They punch the right spot at the right time
Lights on or lights off, they'll come at you from behind
So destructive, 50 the way you whine
You rap like a two year old girl that is white
As long as they ain't stoppin, homie you'll be stoppin
Drippin wet with blood, it's on and poppin
They on a murder campaign
Rapper after rapper it's on
And we gon laugh at every one til they gone

I'll take you to the angry mob
I'll let you kick the guy on top
Go ahead jerk, don't you stop
Keep punchin' til you hit the spot (Whoa)

I'll take you to the angry mob
Boy, one taste of what they've bought
They'll take all the life you've got
Keep poking til ya get the spot (Whoa)
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