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Song Parodies -> "Hayfever"

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3OH!3 Feat. Katy Perry

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The lungfish has risen from her grave, chucking out more half-butted pieces of work. I don't wish to offend anyone who actually does have hayfever.
Roses, Daisies too,
Make me go-
That's the way it follows through
Aaah-choo! Ah-choo!
Mold, dust, mildew
Pollen makes me
Cats and dogs and birds too
Aah-choo! Aah-choo!

(Cause I) Get hayfever, get hayfever
Get hayfever
During the Spring
(Cause I) Get hayfever, get hayfever
Get hayfever
To everything

I think I should know how
To be cautious and know how to be
Aware of all my allergies and, now
Picking flowers is another thing
Nature refused to allow
Now, I am feeling sorry
For myself I
Really wanna go out-side
Staying inside's just another law
I'll never learn to abide

Damn genes, this disease
Makin' me go
Meet a stray dog on the street
Aah-choo! Aah-choo!
Te-ars well up
Face puffs up and
My sinuses are in heat
Aah-choo! Aah-choo!

(Cause I) Get hayfever, get hayfever
Get hayfever
I do believe
(Cause I) Get hayfever, get hayfever
Get hayfever
Snot's on my sleeve

I think I should know how
To just live with this aff-lic-tion
Or Clarantyne ad-dic-tion now
Medication is a luxury that
I could barely afford, now,
This is quite a worry
Since the world is full of triggers and I'm, ill
When I go out my immune system
Just refuses to keep still

All these home remedies
Just won't work on me
Teary eyes like I'm hurt emotionally
What I think personally
Is that I'm curs-ed by fate
It doesn't really matter
What I try to stop
Walk me through a yard my
Nose will pop
Got no tissues so I use my top
And sneezing constantly's what I hate.

Some say I should not try
To make sense of all my suffering
Without sufficient toughening up, I
Think differently as I'm in pain that
Is just excruciating, why
Should I say I'm sorry
For my whining because I've got every, right
Constant vacuuming's the only way
I'll ever sleep well at night
No hard feelings, kay? Please comment below. I plan to get back into parodying and I'd like some constructive criticism. :3

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Abbott Skelding - March 14, 2011 - Report this comment
I'm really suprised that no one has voted/commented on this. This is really good and a really good idea that I wouldn't have thought of. Nice work!

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