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Song Parodies -> "Jacoby Ellsbury - Starstrukk"

Original Song Title:

"Starstrukk"

Original Performer:

3OH!3 feat. Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"Jacoby Ellsbury - Starstrukk"

Parody Written by:

Red Sox Girl

The Lyrics

i screwed up a bit of the chorus in my last uploaded version so ive made a few changed and reposted the song here
Brown eyes, dark hair
Jacoby Ellsbury, HELL YEAH!
That’s the way I come through like woo-woo. woo-woo

6 Pack, Super Speed
Makes me yell “MARRY ME!”
That’s the way us fan girls go woo-woo. Woo-woo

Pitchers...
Just set him up just set him up just set him up to knock it out
Pitchers...
Just set him up just set him up just set him up to knock it out-out-out the park.

You’ll never know (whoa oh) how (whoa oh) to keep Jacoby off the base or ever learn to strike him out (whoa oh) now (whoa oh) J A C O B Y... he just stole while u figured out (whoa oh) out (whoa oh) what I spelt, oh there he goes he just went and stole 3rd now (whoa oh) now (whoa oh) if your Petite just give up coz he’s gonna steal home ow!

Loads of talent and he’s tall
the man has got it all
That’s the I worship like woo-woo, woo-woo

Base hit, threat to run
He is freaking awesome
That’s the way we worship like woo-woo, woo-woo

Pitchers...
Just set him up just set him up just set him up to knock it out
Pitchers...
Just set him up just set him up just set him up to knock it out-out-out the park.

You’ll never know (whoa oh) how (whoa oh) to keep Jacoby off the base or ever learn to strike him out (whoa oh) now (whoa oh) J A C O B Y... he just stole while u figured out (whoa oh) out (whoa oh) what I spelt, oh there he goes he just went and stole 3rd now (whoa oh) now (whoa oh) if your Petite just give up coz he’s gonna steal home ow!

You know u can’t pull that shit on JACOBY
the strike count will never reach 3
don’t take it personally
coz next to him everyone sucks

He’s ten times better than you think you are
got more speed than a V8 car
he’ll homer over the GREEN MONSTAH
erasing your lead that there was

You’ll never know (whoa oh) how (whoa oh) to keep Jacoby off the base or ever learn to strike him out (whoa oh) now (whoa oh) J A C O B Y... he just stole while u figured out (whoa oh) out (whoa oh) what I spelt, oh there he goes he just went and stole 3rd now (whoa oh) now (whoa oh) if your Petite just give up coz he’s gonna steal home ow!

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