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Song Parodies -> "Don't Trust A Gnome"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Trust Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

3oh!3

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Trust A Gnome"

Parody Written by:

Hannah and Katie

The Lyrics

cone hat with the beard underneath
I've got the stench of the last lawn mow on my feet
Yeah he's a lawn gnome
but he ain't obese
He costs money at the drugstore unless you're a thief
Flamingos always jealous of him
they have mental breakdowns
because they aren't him
tell your boyfriend
lawn gnomes don't eat beef
'cause he's a vegetarian and he ain't *clap* scared of him

you want to have him whoa
you want to love him whoa
He'll never leave me whoa whoa oh oh
Don't trust a gnome
never trust a gnome
won't trust a gnome 'cause the gnome won't trust me

you want to have him whoa
you want to love him whoa
He'll never leave me whoa whoa oh oh
Don't trust a gnome
never trust a gnome
won't trust a gnome 'cause the gnome won't trust me

bought you and took you home
put you in the garden a place of your own
flowers surrounding you
they enhance your beauty and they love you too
neighbors turn red in the face
staring at the front yard at the place
where you standing there
just another gnome without a care

you want to have him whoa
you want to love him whoa
He'll never leave me whoa whoa oh oh
Don't trust a gnome
never trust a gnome
won't trust a gnome 'cause the gnome won't trust me

you want to have him whoa
you want to love him whoa
He'll never leave me whoa whoa oh oh
Don't trust a gnome
never trust a gnome
won't trust a gnome 'cause the gnome won't trust me

Go girl go buy a gnome you know you really want to so go buy a gnome
I said go girl go buy a gnome you know you really want to so go buy a gnome
Go girl go buy a gnome you know you really want to so go buy a gnome

whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa

you want to have him whoa
you want to love him whoa
He'll never leave me whoa whoa oh oh
Don't trust a gnome
never trust a gnome
won't trust a gnome 'cause the gnome won't trust me

you want to have him whoa
you want to love him whoa
He'll never leave me whoa whoa oh oh
Don't trust a gnome
never trust a gnome
won't trust a gnome 'cause the gnome won't trust me


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Pacing: 3.9
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Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 7

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Thurtinkle - November 25, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm a gnome and we're really trustworthy. I've found things and handed them in and everything! Honest, we're very nice and cute.
Old Man Ribber - November 25, 2009 - Report this comment
To Gno-me is to Love me! ;D
zusfnda - April 27, 2011 - Report this comment
epic seriously i oove that song and i also like the parody .nice work.

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