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Song Parodies -> "Don't Trust Jacko"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Trust Me"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Don't Trust Jacko"

Parody Written by:

Cody Slusher

The Lyrics

NOTE: I love Michael and I respect him. This is just a parody of what he did in 1993 or 2003. I forgot the date. But enjoy. I still think he is not guilty.If you are strongly offended, I am sorry. RIP Moonwalker
Black suit with the silver glove hand.
He’s got his own crib called Netherland
And he a singer that dressed like Peter Pan.
And he sleeps in a chamber with the elephant man.

H-H-He likes grabbing little kids cheeks.
While his is on the inside of some other kids teeth
Well, the parents are not that concerned .
They dropped there kids in Netherland.
And they not even scared of him.

He wants to touch them, ewh.
He wants to lick them, ewh.
He wants to love them, ewh, ewh, ewh, ewh.
Don’t Trust Jacko.
Never Trust Jacko.
Don’t Trust Jacko with your baby.

( Michael)
3x Shut kids.
Spread your leg.
Do the Michael Jackson and scramble those eggs.

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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Christie Marie M - September 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Reminds me of this South Park episode on Michael Jefferson! Yeah, I used to think about Michael on the issue awhile back, now that he's gone, I feel so bad afterwards. Oh, I used to think that hiring a bunch of high powered multi-million dollar lawyers proved him innocent on his case. And I also felt bad about making that crude remark about MJ going you know where. But that's all history and good effort. 5's!
Addicted Cat - September 17, 2009 - Report this comment
I like Michael Jackson, but this is funny as hell.
Erin - October 17, 2009 - Report this comment
I like MJ but this real funny!!!! Parody Just dance!
cody slusher - November 08, 2009 - Report this comment
I'll see what i can do.
Music fan - March 17, 2011 - Report this comment
you should parody black and yellow

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