He sings in the shower in morning.
Listenin' to rock on MTV.
Then he sings along with the lyrics,
He loves Karaoke.
Cause he likes Backstreet Boys,
And all that bubble gum pop.
He's sang a lot things,
He doesn't listen to right now.
Just before he says good night.
He turns up the volume and he sang,

If I could sing like that,
I'd be a famous thing.
Just to sing like Jonathon Davis.
If I could sing like that,
What would I do?
What would I do?
Yeah!

Not like DREAM, we aren't.

She spends her days watching that South Park,
Watching the cartoons as they laugh.
All she wants to be is just like a pop queen.
Is that to much to ask!
With a mansion,
A king-size bed,
On a rich peoples' street.
All she got is a voice like Courtney Love's,
That's all she needs, yeah.

If I could sing like that,
I'd be a famous thing.
Just to sing like Jennifer Love Hewitt.
If I could sing like that,
What would I do?
What would I do?
Yeah!

I'm singing songs that make no sense,
Fame's gone away.

If I could sing like that,
I'd be a famous thing.
Just to sing like Jonathon Davis.
If I could sing like that,
What would I do?
What would I do?
Yeah!
If I could sing like that,
I'd be a famous thing.
Just to sing like Jennifer Love Hewitt.
If I could sing like that,
What would I do?
What would I do?
Yeah!