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Song Parodies -> "Here Without Food"

Original Song Title:

"Here Without You"

Original Performer:

3 Doors Down

Parody Song Title:

"Here Without Food"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Don't you hate it when the waiters take forever to get to your table?
A million waiters passed our table
They’d hear me whine but I don’t like to complain
I mean it’s not like they’re unable
The crowd has left except me and my dame
Where are our drinks? I’m so irate!
Don’t need to milk cows to make my damn milkshake!

We’re here without food hungry
All I can hear’s my stomach grind
I raise my finger angry
But the entire staff here must be blind!
Café without food’s crazy!
And I can tell you too are peeved
Out to dine but there’s nothing here to eat

The clock just keeps on ticking
But no waitress comes to us to say “Hello”
I ponder eating sugar packets
I can see you stuffing butter down your throat
This sucks… Yeah!

We’re still without food waiting
Could leave but won’t give up the fight
We should have went to Wendys
I’d scarf my Baconater with delight
You’re about to start yelling
I sure don’t like it when you scream
Though you’re right girl, “You should have you damn iced tea”

Waiter said “We’re closed”
And then his eyes he rolled
Your nerves char and you swing punches at that punk
Then the police he calls
So in this cell we’ll have lunch
Here’s the guard with a lunch tray we are in luck


We finally got food! Yippee!
Although in jail we are confined
But I’m no longer hungry
That prison slop fills up my insides
We finally got food! Happy!
Although it was just bread and beans
But next time girl, Let’s do delivery!
Oh no…

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AFW - July 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Good, no-food-mood exude, Dude..
LadyNoCAL - July 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Sounds like you were at your local V' namese restaurant, Sir ! . . . . " So sorry, Sa,your order blew out the window." . . Yeah, right !
2Eagle - July 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Just learn to cook. Maybe you could write a parody about that subject to the tune of Wasting Away In Margaritaville.

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