I took a walk to the bathroom
To ease my troubled behind,
I used alot of TP to clean that big ol' ass of mine,
I watched the turd swirl to the bottom of the bowl.

I feel like taking another poo (Yeah)

I watched the turd swirl to the bottom of the bowl,
After all I did I can feel my anus will be swole,
I really don't mind if it comes out nice and easy
as long as it doesn't leave my butthole greasy.

if I need help pushing
Will you still come and hold my hand?
if it gets stuck in my butt
Will you help me think of another plan?
I'll keep exlax by my side, with my super dookie
my achin booty hole.

You call me strong you call me weak
but when I crap it flows like a creek,
I took for granted all the times I never wiped my ass,
I stumbled in and took a seat
and it came out like treat meat,
I flushed it down and went back for another round.

if I need help pushing
Will you still come and hold my hand?
if it gets stuck in my butt
Will you help me think of another plan?
I'll keep exlax by my side, with my super dookie
my achin booty hole.

if I need help pushing
Will you still come and hold my hand?
if it gets stuck in my butt
Will you help me think of another plan?
I'll keep exlax by my side, with my super dookie
my achin booty hole.