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I took a walk around the 'net to ease my troubled mind
I left my body lying right here on this modem line
I seen the web write up the last line of my doom
I feel that surfing's all I do
I watched the Web write up the last line of my doom
After all I knew I had to have something to do with you
I really don't mind who's chatting where or when
As long as you'll be on AIM until 10:00
If I use AOL will you still call me Netizen?
If I'm a spammer now, will you be there a spreading my sin?
I'll keep you on my screen with my ICQ list's might
You sent me songs, sent MP3s, but still I buy those rad CDs
You looked to Napster all the times that Scour let you down
They stumbled in and bumped their head
If not for appeals they'd be dead
They'll make you pay, put 'em back on solid ground
If Napster's crazy then will you still call them your best friend?
If you're alive then why will you be there a holding their hand?
They'll keep you by their side with their monopolized might
If I go download then will you still call me when it's done?
If it's alive and fast will you be there till install is run?
I'll keep right by it's side 'till my file is done right
If I get Netscape then will you start a flame war with me?
If I use Linux 8, will Win be there to my network see?
I'll keep IE inside with my 10 Gig hard drive's might
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