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Song Parodies -> "Sewer Man"

Original Song Title:

"Kryptonite"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

3 Doors Down

Parody Song Title:

"Sewer Man"

Parody Written by:

Weird Bob Schnautz

The Lyrics

Day number two, parody number two. Yes, Weird Bob Schnautz is the same person as Rob Schnautz. Just liked the weird name better.I was inspired this time by Weird Al Yankovic's You're Pitiful, which you can download from http://www.weirdal.com for free since he doesn't have rights to sell it. Also the fact that I have Kryptonite on karaoke CD helped me decide what song to do...
Well I took a plunge into the pit to tease the crocodiles
Into the smelly grimy world where normal life would die
As I watch the crocs go to the sanitation room
I feel there's something I can do
Yeah

I watch the crocs go to the sanitation room
After all the goo and ooze had mixed up in their doom
I really don't mind what flows through now and then
As long as gators don't win in the end

I might seem crazy-like but you can call me sewer man
I'm fond of grime and dwell in ooze with dirty mold on my hands
I'm fighting crocodiles in my sewer room inside
Drippy pipes

My odor's strong my deod'rant's weak but still that smell cannot stop me
In fact sometimes it overpowers what's down underground
One whiff of that will have an alligator pinned against the wall
And once I've cornered it I quickly bring it down

I might seem crazy-like but you can call me sewer man
I'm fond of grime and dwell in ooze with dirty mold on my hands
I'm fighting crocodiles in my sewer room inside
Drippy pipes

Oh ma ma ma no no no

I might seem crazy-like but you can call me sewer man
I'm fond of grime and dwell in ooze with dirty mold on my hands
I'm fighting crocodiles in my sewer room inside
Drippy pipes
Yeah

I might seem crazy-like but you can call me sewer man
I'm fond of grime and dwell in ooze with dirty mold on my hands
I'm fighting crocodiles in my sewer room inside
Drippy pipes

Woah woah woah
Woah woah woah
Woah woah woah
If you think the lyrics are bad, you should hear me sing it. Email me at schnautzr@yahoo.com if you want to hear it.

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Overall Rating: 4.9

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Weird Bob Schnautz - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
This song is available to listen to on Weird Bob Schnautz's page on Soundclick.
Weird Bob Schnautz - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Okay...that's freaky...the moment I got to this page to check on it, 3 Doors Down's Kryptonite started playing on the radio...and I haven't heard that song in ages! weeeeiiiirrrd!!!!!
Kristof Robertson - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
You certainly ARE weird, Bob; but that's a compliment where I come from! Very "They Might Be Giants"esque. 555...btw, if you submit parodies under different names, they won't make it onto your authors list. Just so you know..;-)
Weird Bob Schnautz - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah, I thought about that, but I plan on keeping this name. It has a weird ring to it. Weird is a compliment in my book, too, for the record! ---Wait! You said "author's page?" where is that?
Kristof Robertson - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Bob...once you've completed 10 parodies (under 1 name), you get your own authors page. Look at the left side column in the Music Parody section...it's the "parody authors" header. You get to see all your parodies with their scores. Once you make 25 parodies, you get to put a little biography up (i've yet to do this)...
Kristof Robertson - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Bob...once you've completed 10 parodies (under 1 name), you get your own authors page. Look at the left side column in the Music Parody section...it's the "parody authors" header. You get to see all your parodies with their scores. Once you make 25 parodies, you get to put a little biography up (i've yet to do this)...
Weird Bob Schnautz - July 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow...holy cow...this is my most downloaded song! 17 downloads yesterday!

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