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Song Parodies -> "My Wife Is So Damn Lazy"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Here Without You Baby"

Original Performer:

3 Doors Down

Parody Song Title:

"My Wife Is So Damn Lazy"

Parody Written by:

Ghetto John

The Lyrics

Once again.....Im not married....but one day I will be, and who knows, I'll probally sing this in my sleep when Im old and miserable : )
well twenty years have made us older,
tell me how the hell did you turn out this way,
I feel my heart is growing colder,
and I sure as hell dont look at you the same,
but all the memories we make
They disappear now when I'm looking at your face

My wife is so damn lazy,
I think Im going to lose my mind,
I think Im going crazy
my sanity is running out of time
My wife is so damn lazy
and my house is never clean,
And tonight, I'll sneak out as you sleep

your ass just keeps eating,
And I see your loving Spaff.com's "Jello"
WELL MY WIFE IS OVER HEATING
And I know that she'll get fatter as we go.

My wife is so damn lazy,
I think Im going to lose my mind,
I think Im going crazy
my sanity is running out of time
My wife is so damn lazy
and my house is never clean,
And tonight, I'll sneak out as you sleep

This really blows, I dont love her no mo'
you are weird, and youve away my love,
and when your briches fall, well its all said and done
all that lard well it makes me lose my lunch.

My wife is so damn lazy,
I think Im going to lose my mind,
I think Im going crazy
my sanity is running out of time
My wife is so damn lazy
and my house is never clean,
And tonight, I'll sneak out as you sleep

My wife is so damn lazy,
I think Im going to lose my mind,
I think Im going crazy
my sanity is running out of time
My wife is so damn lazy
and my house is never clean,
And tonight, I'll sneak out as you sleep
Rest In Peace--- Monaco Chris

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Spaff.com - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Sorry I missed this earlier, GJ. I'm sorry to say I don't know the original, but I can be easily bought. Thanks for the plug, and I can see that you're gonna LOVE marriage.
Song Title Police - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
TOS is called "Here Without You." As for the parody itself, I really enjoyed it, so I gave ya 5/5/5.

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