I took a walk to the next room to get some cereal
My brothers ate the Quisp so I had to eat Malt-O-Meal
I watched the TV waitin' for the cartoons
This farm report better end soon, yeah

I watched the Archies, Groovy Goolies and the Bugaloos
And HR Pufnstuf, Fat Albert then some Scooby Doo
I really loved the silly crap they put on then
I always was watchin' the 'friends by the end

If you guys need me I'll be in here watching Superfriends
I'll be as useful as a worthless pile of Aquamen
Form of a hockey rink now; that would be so great
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Some friends were strong, some friends were weak
Some were blue monkeys they called Gleek
They took for granted all the rides they got from WonderBroad
She had a jet no one could see; somehow she never lost the key
She picked 'em up and set them on the HJ lawn

If you guys need me I'll be in here watching Superfriends
I'll be as useful as a worthless pile of Aquamen
Form of some ice chips; I'll get the syrup grape
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If you guys need me I'll be in here watching Superfriends
I'll be as useful as a worthless pile of Aquamen
Form of a swimming pool now; that would be so great
Activate

Yeeeaaahh!

If you guys need me I'll be in here watching Superfriends
I'll be as useful as a worthless pile of Aquamen
Form of a watermelon; that would be so great
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