Drive into Fort Wayne, Nothing seems
To jolt this place.
Ballstate and IU.
We all have a major case.
Somehow we will find, a town that's not as dull,
As Churubusco.
This state is so gay, this town is so gay.


We're gettin' closer to highway 95, West State.
Cause I'm a Hoosier, and sooner or later you'll speak like me.
It's getting colder, cuz' the currents go down in this boring fall.
Cause I'm a Hoosier, I'm a Hoosier, yeah.

It's getting cold, cuz' the temperatures we can't hold.
Our brains are just like mold, Hoosiers got no lives or souls.
The stoners need a blunt and 40, the buzz of.
This joint is making me higher.
This whole town is gay, this whole state is gay.

We're getting closer to Fort Wayne's public library.
Cause I'm a Hoosier, and sooner or later you'll speak like me.
We're getting closer to the park where I used to play catch the ball.
Caues I'm a Hoosier, I'm a Hoosier!!!


We're gettin' closer to highway 95, West State.
Cause I'm a Hoosier, and sooner or later you'll speak like me.
It's getting colder, cuz' the currents go down in this boring fall.
Cause I'm a Hoosier!

We're gettin' cloer to Klemm's Cafe, and NorthSide school.
Cause I'm a Hoosier, And all of us hicks think girls are cool.
You're gettin' closer to downpoint where IQ takes a fall.
Cause I'm a Hoosier!!