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Song Parodies -> "Hoosier"

Original Song Title:

"Loser"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

3 Doors Down

Parody Song Title:

"Hoosier"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

Drive into Fort Wayne, Nothing seems
To jolt this place.
Ballstate and IU.
We all have a major case.
Somehow we will find, a town that's not as dull,
As Churubusco.
This state is so gay, this town is so gay.


We're gettin' closer to highway 95, West State.
Cause I'm a Hoosier, and sooner or later you'll speak like me.
It's getting colder, cuz' the currents go down in this boring fall.
Cause I'm a Hoosier, I'm a Hoosier, yeah.

It's getting cold, cuz' the temperatures we can't hold.
Our brains are just like mold, Hoosiers got no lives or souls.
The stoners need a blunt and 40, the buzz of.
This joint is making me higher.
This whole town is gay, this whole state is gay.

We're getting closer to Fort Wayne's public library.
Cause I'm a Hoosier, and sooner or later you'll speak like me.
We're getting closer to the park where I used to play catch the ball.
Caues I'm a Hoosier, I'm a Hoosier!!!


We're gettin' closer to highway 95, West State.
Cause I'm a Hoosier, and sooner or later you'll speak like me.
It's getting colder, cuz' the currents go down in this boring fall.
Cause I'm a Hoosier!

We're gettin' cloer to Klemm's Cafe, and NorthSide school.
Cause I'm a Hoosier, And all of us hicks think girls are cool.
You're gettin' closer to downpoint where IQ takes a fall.
Cause I'm a Hoosier!!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.1
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.1

Total Votes: 21

Voting Breakdown

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kyle aiken - February 09, 2003 - Report this comment
this is an insult to indiana!!!!!!!!!!!
AmishJD - February 09, 2003 - Report this comment
You must live in the country if you think hoosiers have no life. I live in the city (south bend/notre dame) and we have a life. We known for being a basketball state. We don't stare at corn all day. Try to make fun of a real boring state like north dakota or montana.....When I first saw the title of this parody I was hoping it would be a funny parody about indiana since its STG but its not at all. I gave it a decent rating. 3,2,2
S.T.G. - February 09, 2003 - Report this comment
I am a Hoosier, and I live in Fort Wayne. PS- This song was written when the original came out two years ago. So that's why the pacing sucks.
Amy - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I think this song is hilarious. I have lived in Fort Wayne my entire life. If we can't make fun of ourselves and have a good laugh then we need to get out. Lighten Up People! When you do lighten up ask yourself if you have ever made fun of people in Kentucky...if you have then you are no better than the person who did this parody!

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