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Song Parodies -> "Teachers"

Original Song Title:

"Creatures"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

311

Parody Song Title:

"Teachers"

Parody Written by:

John Spoof

The Lyrics

My name is Juan
I've been this way too long
School is not the best
Information kills me
I've tried to hide
Those teachers found me hide
I can't stop leaving
Guess I'll just play hooky

The weeks of mischief
Followed by schedule shifts
I hate Math and Science
And if I skip, they won't mind it
And I suffer my life

School will end in time
When the state of college comes in mind

I hate teachers, I always wanna say it
Come all week, my brain gets inflated
I fall asleep during class and drool
Detentions were given to put me down

I'm not used to using my head, not at all
The kids are loud and teachers scowl

(Chorus)
I wanna skip class
Peeps are makin me mad
I wanna get them fired
Hate teachers for a while
I wanna skip class
Peeps are makin me mad
I wanna get them fired
Cause teachers, cause teachers
Should all go and leave us alone, yeah!

Sometimes I get a little lazy
Sometimes I get a little lazy, givin us nothin to do

I know what you're gonna say
Give me detention every day
You're lectures hurt my head
Time to go to bed
It's now time to rest my head

It's History that I don't understand
Why did Pearl Harbor get bombed by Japan?

Don't ask dumb things, that's what they say
The things I hate about them, tell em every day
Carry on and you'll hear us all snoring
You're classes are so boring

Sometimes it's kinda cool, but we all hate school
I wonder if I could ever skip school

(Chorus)

It comes and goes and comes and goes
Sometimes
Sometimes I get a little out there
Sometimes I go off
I just wanna get outta school

I get a little lazy
Sometimes I get a little lazy, givin us nothing to do
Sometimes I get a little lazy
Sometimes I get a little lazy, givin us nothing to do

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Pacing: 2.4
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Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 5

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Jeff Kitts - April 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Hate teachers for a while? I'm scared for life.... Anyway...that's pretty cool
Sankekur - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
yeah i know how you feel, well its good over all, theres some spots in the song you messed up on but good job on it!
andrew engel - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
i love this song, but your parody is hilarious. the lyrics are great. pure genius. I'm sure 311 would get a good laugh out of this

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