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Song Parodies -> "The Pill (Swallow Me)"

Original Song Title:

"The Kill (Bury Me)"

Original Performer:

30 Seconds to Mars

Parody Song Title:

"The Pill (Swallow Me)"

Parody Written by:

Chris Kilo

The Lyrics

What If I got a headache?
Another splitting migraine
What would I do?
What if I sprawled on the floor?
Couldn't stand it anymore
With eye strain too
I'll soothe your head
Swallow me, swallow me
I am releiving you

What if I wanted a break?
From all these constant headaches?
What should I do?
I woke up with a pained head
Feels like my nerves are dead
With pain in my neck too
Come, soothe my head
Benumb me, benumb me
I am swallowing you
Headaches, what should I do?

I swallowed too many pills
And now I'm out on the floor
At least now, I won't have those migraine aches no more
Finally numbed myself
Finally relief
I know now, I won't have headaches at all

I'll soothe your head
Swallow me, swallow me
I am releiving you
Straining my eyes
It's killing me, killing me
Oh now what should I do?

Come, soothe my head
Gulp them down
Gulp them down
What if I had a headache?...
Yes, benumb is a word. Meaning to make numb. Seriously, look it up.

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Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.1

Total Votes: 8

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Rainy - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Sorry. It just SUCKS.

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