C'mon!
Yeaaa!

Yea! Luigi's in the house! Put your hands in the air 'cause he'll make ya bounce! C'mon!
Yea! Luigi's in the house! Put your hands in the air 'cause he'll make ya bounce! C'mon!
Yea! Luigi's in the house! Put your hands in the air 'cause he'll make ya bounce! C'mon!
Yea! Luigi's in the house! Put your hands in the air 'cause he'll make ya bounce! C'mon!
Oooh oh yea!

I'm playing Super Mario RPG
I don't want Toadstool to join the party
["battle start" sound from Super Mario RPG]
But if I do,something's gone wrong this way
Since she doesn't act like Mario in anyway
I have to reset my game,I'm harassed
Each time Green Axem Ranger pulled off his Meteor Blast
Nintendo what?

Nintendo,my life is rough (oh no oh no)
Even old Sega Saturn's got the hard stuff
Although my Super NES is better than Genesis [Sonic spin-dash sound]
Nintendo wasn't fair enough,the going will get tough

Yea! Luigi's in the house! Put your hands in the air 'cause he'll make ya bounce! C'mon!
Yea! Luigi's in the house! Put your hands in the air 'cause he'll make ya bounce! C'mon!

What else is coming back for more?
It's Super Mario 64!
[Mario saying "Mama mia!"]
Mario is in the Shifting Sand Land
Some vulture was getting way out of hand
Luigi this and Luigi that
[Mario saying "doh"]
I can't believe this bird did it. Klepto took my hat!
Nintendo what?

Nintendo,my life is rough (oh no oh no)
Even Playstation 2 did better stuff
My N64 didn't work anymore [Super Mario Bros. coin sound]
Nintendo wasn't fair enough,the going will get tough

[Spoken]
I got a Super Nintendo but now it's broken!
What's up with that?
Okay,is there something wrong? You know what I said?
Something wrong with that...

Yea,uh Wario's up in this mug
Here we go one,two
Yea,yea,yea
Nintendo 8-bit is kinda old
Super Nintendo is 16-bit gold
Virtual Boy's got me out of control
Nintendo DS,big action two-fold

Nintendo,my life is rough (oh no oh no)
Even Xbox has got the right stuff
Although my Gamecube's gone,I'll buy a new one [Super Mario Bros. mushroom power-up sound]
Nintendo wasn't fair enough,the going will get tough

Nintendo,my life is rough (oh no oh no)
Forget Xbox 360 and other stuff
My Game Boy Advance didn't stand a chance [Mario says "Luigi!"]
Nintendo wasn't fair enough,the going will get tough