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Song Parodies -> "You Do A Line (I Smoke A Bowl)"

Original Song Title:

"(1st part) Crawdad Hole; (2nd part) Boondocks"

Original Performer:

(1st part)Doc Watson; (2nd part) Little Big Town

Parody Song Title:

"You Do A Line (I Smoke A Bowl)"

Parody Written by:

Nick Everson

The Lyrics

I'm planning on making a flash video of this eventually... After I get it recorded... and learn to sing : ) That's why there are the things saying who's "singing" the parts and what I want the animated charactors to be doing at the time.If you want to hear the original song's (which I would STRONGLY recomend), I've posted them here:song 1: Doc Watson - Crawdad Holesong 2: the part i want to use is the very end of this song. the lyrics are the same as the doc watson song but its... different. the part i use is at 3:15 in the song.Little Big Town - Boondocks
(Chuck Norris on washtub bass)
(Bush on fiddle)
(Clinton on banjo)
(Cheney just standing there with a shotgun)

intro solo (bush):


(Bush singing; clinton backup)

You do a line
(Clinton doin coke)
i smoke a bowl buddy
(bush smokin bowl)

You do a line
(Clinton doin coke)
i smoke a bowl friend
(Bush smokin bowl)

You do a line
(Clinton doin coke)
i smoke a bowl
(Bush smokin bowl)

we'll go cruisin in my 6 4
(clinton, bush, chuck norris, and dick cheyney, in car)

oh buddy, fri-end of mine

verse 1:
I snort coke till my eyes get red, buddy
doing crack till my eyes get red, man
I'll be snortin coke till my eyes get red
i know one day soon i'll wind up dead
Oh buddy frie-end of mine...


Clinton: Let me hit one George
banjo solo:

verse 2:
I been smokin weed since I was 10, buddy
been toking up since I was 10, friend
I been smokin pot since I was 10
I'm so high wont come down again
Oh buddy frie-end of mine...


fiddle solo:

verse 3:
(chuck norris)
Some folks call me the texas ranger, buddy (chuck dressed as walker)
some call me the great white ninja, man (chuck dressed as a ninja)
some folks call me the greatest man (normal chuck)
to ever walk this land, im a god to them (assending into heaven... JESUS STYLE)
oh buddy frie-end of mine...


banjo/fiddle duo:

verse 4:
I like drinking beer and shooting at things, buddy (standing with gun in field)
I drink all day and go quail huntin with my friends (see's quail)
I drink till i can barely see (shaky, blurred view down shotgun barrel) (whittington's image turns into quail)
(whittington) Then he turned his gun at me (shoots whittington)
(cheney and headless whittington)oh buddy friend of mine...


upbeat ending: (like that of boondocks at time 3:15)

You do a line
(Bush doin coke)
i smoke a bowl
(clinton smokin bowl)
we'll go cruisin in my 6 4
(clinton, bush, chuck norris, and dick cheyney, in car)
5 fine bitches(ladies) on saturday night
(the guys surrounded by hookers (possibly looking like lewinsky))
church on sunday mornin'
(all sitting in front row with shifty eyes)
I dont like the line "We'll go cruisin' in my 6 4" (referring to a '64 impala)Well, i kinda like it but if you hav any suggestions... to replace this line, please leave them. If i ever make a flash movie of this, I'll give you some credit : )Any comments/suggestions are welcome. Thanks.

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