Remember Billy Madison? "You're not cool, unless you piss your pants."

WOW

So much for that since-I-can't-have-CZJ-I-might-as-well-profess-my-love-for-Fergie parody.

When I find myself so drunk in concert
And I need some quick relief
Their will be an answer, rapidly

Let loose my shower of urine
You will find I have no modesty
There will be a wet spot, from the pee
Black Eyed Pea
Had to pee
On the scene
Quite obscene
I don't need a restroom
When I pee.

Wetting your pants is like yawning, though: when you see someone else do it, you'll automatically start yourself.

I guess this ruins the black eyed peas....................FOREVER!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Good one, Red... lol

what this

And the pee keeps runnin, runnin, and runnin, runnin, and runnin, runnin... HA! Inspiration strikes!!!

OMG!!! i couldnt beleve this when i herd about it. i mean what happened??? did she get so drunk that when she squatted her body just malfunctioned???? thats jacked up!!?!?!

Personally, I think she CAME in her pants....not pissed in them lol

That dummy! She shoulda peed on me!

I saw her standing on the stage
Sweat drops falling from her
She didn't seem to care
She stood there so drunkenly

And I knew (I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew)
That her name was Fergie (Fergie! Fergie!) (Yes! Her name was Fergie!)
She's in Black Eyed Peas (Pea-ea-ea-ea-eas!)
What's that on her knees? (knee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ees!)

My Golden Shower Girl! (Golden Shower Girl!)
She took a squat and strained, and golden showers rained!
My Golden Shower Girl! (Golden Shower Girl!)
Her trousers wet with piss, she blew the crowd a kiss!
(Blew the, blew the crowd a ki-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-isssssss.....)

Proposed theme for the next "Rocky" movie: "The Slaughter In The Water" ... Rocky goes down for the count in Round "NUMBER ONE" when he slips on a puddle of pee strategically-placed by his opponent, Black Eyed Peas' singer Fergie.

Wetting your pants is like friendship: everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.

3rd Grader: Hey look everybody, Billy peed his pants. Billy: Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest! 3rd Grader: Really? Billy: Yeah! You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants! -------------------------------------------------------------------------­------- Old Farm Lady: If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis. Billy: That is the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's Go!

How could you say that such mean things about the Black Eyed Peas?! They are the best band since... EVER! All who hate the Black Eyed Peas needs to get a life and lear what's what!! Wake up for crying out loud!

you lot are all loosers, havent you got a life of ur own and i bet you lot always piss in ur pants !!!!

Wow. What is this anyways?? Haha. Fergies like 40 isn't she?? Shes pretty gross.

Fergie also wet her pants at Birmingham NEC (England) I was three rows from the front near the middle,so no mistake. Good gig though,and I can understand performers not wanting to leave the stage and break 'the magic.' Although she did seem pissed (drunk.)

i dnt blame her i mean she cant just get of on stage in the middle of a song and say "hold up pplz i need a pee " but she shud have gone for a piss b4 her concert

dat is so messed up!

Toilets are for the weak, releif is all that I seek, Judge me, soon to be encrusted with dried piss, Alcohol was a pathetic excuse, My body was simlpy remiss. I return home to seek refuge, Even a hello was refused, Loved ones spout filth, About how I spouted filth, My life is in actua danger, I need to get out of this or I'm minced yeah My bladder fails again, This is the end, They force me at knife point to vomit on my crotch, My dignity obliterated, I ask them to shoot me.

All of you dont understand the pressure the singers go through. You cannot just tell the audience that you have to go to the bathroom. I would like to see if that was all of you on that stage with the same situation.

i love u fergie!!!!!!!!

Fergie probably wet her pants because she was late getting to the concert, and she was drunk. According to a news article, she got held up in traffic and was held up by security. So, she probably had to pee, but decided to go on stage and sing some song, where she probably got too excited, and more or less ignored the fact that peed her pants. I find it hard to believe that she was unaware of the fact that she pissed her pants, and decided to just let the worry go. It was'nt as if she could say through the microphone, "excuse me, but I have to run to the bathroom before I piss myself." Here Fergie, some advice: next time your late and wasted, don't forget to put on a pair of adult diapers, or aome baby pullups (if there is a next time).

omg girls peeing is the hottest thing on earth please pee on me fergie

OOPS POW SURPRISE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I liked to see Girls of the Black to pee pants... I love see girls peeing clothes too. Do you have any pics that to send in my e-mail? If you have, could you send me this? I love girls peeing panties, pants, skirts.. My e-mail is jjosymar@yahoo.com.br

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oi eu e te amo muito muitooooooooooo vc é 10 eu sou do brasil beijos

oi eu e te amo muito muitooooooooooo vc é 10 eu sou do brasil beijos

I don't care if Fergie did wet her pants or what. You guys have never heard any of their great songs except hatin' on my humps. you don't know the pressures of being a celebrity or singer. Fergie had to go since they were late for their concert and were jammed in traffic. After this happened, the media was all caught up and so were people who didn't care until that incident like some of ya. So no hatin on the Black Eyed Peas. Peace.

hatin'? is it still 1995? yesh. get a grip. and tell your favorite band about Depends. I don't see any other singers (women or otherwise) wetting themselves on stage on a regular basis.

FYI it's the year 2006. Lots of celebrities and singers have done worse than just one little accident. And “dude” y do even care about this, u just hatin‘ (and I‘ll always say the word). all of u move on with your life if your still making fun of Fergie and I'll be quiet. if not, I'll still comment.

I AGREE WITH THE BILLY MADISON DUDE

love seeing bike shorts wet in the crotch....havnt ever been with another girl ...but the wet look is hoot to me

I've lived in San Diego longer than most of you have been alive. Traffic here is NEVER that bad.

i can't read it it's too long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

uuuuuhm:

I wet my pants all the time in school,in the mall,at home,sleepovers,even outside because I like the wetnes running down my leg. I like it I do it on purpose this is my first time submiting here but I will submit again oh and I HATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fergie oh and im12 and I wet the bed

waz up dude I have nothing else to do so I decided to say I dont wet the bed but I do wet my pants alot I like the fealing of it really I HATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fergie BAD and the rest of the peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeas

I did wet myself once in a concert with NO PORTA JOHNS

im 9 and I wet my pants and my bedall the time so donte be down jj

this is weird. i went to google why fergie peed her pants and i got this. lol. this shit is just weird.

that is gross... hey every one hit me up at nat141583@aol.com

what do you all think of fergies "other" wet spot

it is arousing to wet or see another person wet themselves!!

FERGIE's pee inside my mouth YUUUMMM.....I love golden showers !!!rock ON pee......PEE ROX!!!

come on pple make mistakes once in a while so all off yall shut up fregie is the best out of all th rest

this is for all you people that hate Fergie: LOSERS!!!

all you people that are saying that fergie actually peed on stage, you probably just hate her and just made up that stupid rumor

I think Piss is definitely better than fergie saying that was sweat - Sweat? T O -( Turn off)

if furgie does it she meant to do it on purpose- especially if she did twice

all you girls that is hating u suck mans dick pussy hole furgie it were good

Fergie's cool. So she pissed herself a few times; Courtney Love craps her pants about every other concert, especially if she's stoned.

i agree highly wit tha 1's who wuz sayin yal wuz haten on fergie yall reall y wuz

fergie is a nasty slut who needs to check herself into rehab a.s.a.p.

She admits to peein' so drop it. (but it's still funny) She said she had to much booz so when she was juppin around it just let losse.

i think fergie is kool so drop that she pead her pants and that she did anything wrong plus her songs are great so it doesnt matter what goes wrong who agrees with me?????

omg FERGIE IS SO SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PERV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND SHE KEPT ON DANCING TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I couln't believe it

peeing your pants is cool!

From the radial dispersion and absorbtion it is clear to any level headed person that this is nothing but sweat. Notice how high up the absorbtion mark goes, urine would fall beneath, maybe a little would absorb vertically, but this is clearly more than that. Sorry all you people putting this Las down, but you shouldn't think the worst and jump to wrong conclusions... I think Fergie is a great singer, who has real talent and soul...

I saw an image online of fergie with a wet spot in the wrong place and i googled it and came up with this crap?

fergie cool !

Ewwww.. If it was me I would've just got off stage & gone to the restroom instead on PISSIN on my self. GROSS!

i love fergie and she is so hot and beautiful and sexy and talented! Go fergie!

she pissed she pissed on herself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! her momma might beat her tale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! digusting

she pissed she pissed on herself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! her momma might beat her tale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! digusting