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Britney Spears pregnant? Rumour stage right now, but it could explain her recent engagement.

   Full story is at SkyNews. Article was posted on June 28 by ChuckyG

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Tim Hall - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Stockton - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
She blows out her knee, then rumors are flying that she's pregnant. Wow. Her syncing must be as obvious as ever, 'cause I don't think she wants to go on stage anymore.
dude - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
you're not the father, it's Your Worst Nightmare...
gurl - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
oops! she did it again. U ain't the father your toooooooooo ugly to be the father. can u picture britney dancin on top of tables at a club pregnant. i can. oh well, her problem not mine. PS: let's stop talking about her cause... #1 News of The World is a UK tabloid that's full of lies #2 if she is she'll be as big as a house in three months & then the truth will come out #3 We still have Christina Aguilera to entertain us while britney's gone
DUDE - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
she should have her own Britney Springer Show LOL. She's just full of surprises.
Diddims - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
*Sigh*. Britney, Britney, Britney... what are we going to do with you? You say that you want to be a serious artist and then look at what you do to yourself. Well, what can I say? She's certainly lived a full life so far... not necessarily a good one, but full nonetheless.
SHARPIE - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh wow, it never ceases to amaze me that people are so bored with their own life that they have to dry to dish out everyone's so called "business" - who cares about Britney, she doesn't care about any of her fans, or she would actually sing rather than lip sincing. Christina may not be the sweetest thing, but at least that girl can sing!
The Thought Police - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
dude ,while we were doing the double-P on Britney ,you was like Han Solo and I was like Greedo,in other words---I SHOT FIRST!
TRICIA - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
T.Lo - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I was watching the "Everytime" video today and I noticed the scene with the baby. I am not one of those people who hates Britney Spears so this is coming from a non bias thought. The words in the song could explain the thoughts of giving up a baby or maybe she had an abortion in the past. The video is supposed to be about a relationship not working as well as planned, then why *doesn't* the video focus mainly on the relationship? Just a thought i suppose... but its kind of odd how the knee surgery came around the time she would be about 3 months or 4 months pregnant. Sry Britt if I'm wrong but it was just a thought. Thanks for reading.
Bob Marley - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Britney should be pregnant! Now we know why she jiggles onstage... now she can be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen so her man can "hit her baby one more time".
Michael Pacholek - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Five years from now, she sits at home, feeding the baby, she's all alone... Gurl: I thought it took NINE months for the truth to come out. Bob: Considering how her restaurant bombed, maybe she WAS barefoot in the kitchen.
brianna - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
my gosh britney i hope u get this i was once yuor buggest fan i new evertything about yuo and now this u are the stupidest person i hope yuo are preganat so you can feel the same as u lose ur fans 1 by 1
Why does everone bug her? - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Ok, 1st: of all, tabliods were the stupidest things created in the world alond with other things that have bad sideffects like you know, guns etc etc...duh. 2nd: how the HELL do people even know about this, did they like have a tape of her being concieved? 3rd: No one really knows anything till in like 6 months she has a huge pregnet belly and is deciding how to lose the wieght afterward. Honestly, hahahahah. Oh God. So stupid. You never realise how idiotic people are until you find message things like this on the web......Oh yah, BRIANNA, you can't spell and when you are carring around a 7-10 etc pound thing inside you, you will regret you ever said that.
haters - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
No one needs to talk until the truth comes out so if you all live your life on this shit then u have bigger problems then britney does.
What Goes Around... - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
For the "Why does everone bug her?" commenter...You're right...Brianna can't spell...but neither can fact, you have more mistakes than she does. (tabliods, alond, sideffects, concieved, till, pregnet, wieght, realise, carring) Not to mention the fact that to have a tape of "her being concieved" would mean that you had a tape of her parents in the act...not of her...
Justin Timberlake - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment
My favorite part of the comment by "Why Does Everyone Bug Her?" is "You never realise how idiotic people are until you find message things like this on the web......" You're absolutely right.
What Goes Around... - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment true!
i hate her - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
all sluts get pregnant sooner or later...
appl;e - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
crazy but it feels all right, maybe if i get an abortion it will be alright.
nkaye - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
why would you get pregnant to someone your not married to and already has a kid and one on the way??? how dumb can you be!!!
liddle_P - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
well i think u should at least give it 3 more months. i mean she didn't say she was pregnant. you say that you don't care about britney but you still enjoy talking about her. I'm her fan i will never give up on her even if i am the last fan on earth.
shelby margera - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Britney is a hore,she goes around messing with peoples relationships.
red - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
it is funny, I mean net is totally great invention, but … than one finds site like this and thinks “why?!” Britney is great, she is great performer, she is beautiful, she sings good. True, there are other singers out there that have better voice, but she is totally eye candy. And, she is not stupid. It is not easy to live under spot light. I hope she is not pregnant – but time will tell. I also wish her well. Hate – is The most pointless feeling one can have. Why are you fixated on it?
Angela - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't understand why critics critizes Britney Spears...All the girls that critize her because they either want to be her or want to look like her. The guys that do critizie her because they aint got a girl like her..Shes a talented young girl and she makes hella money..nomatter if shes lip singing getting married..thats her bussiness. I dont think she really cares what anyone thinks of her cause shes the one thats making millions of dollars. I mean i wouldnt if I was that big of a star. Let the girl live her life how she wants it.. Also, everyone makes mistakes and this is her mistake by getting married but at least she can learn from it . oh yea and yes that was hoeish of brit to take another girls man but who hasnt done thaf? Everyones gonna get cheated on once in there life .
grid girl - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
You're all so funny. She's pregnant, not you, shut the hell up.
People Are Dumb - August 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I just find it funny how people think they have to bring others down to make them feel better. To all you little 13-15 year olds posting shit on here, get over it. It's her life, and she's gonna live it like she wants to. What are you gonna do about it? Nothing. So stop hating.
Freedom of Speech - August 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Alright, I'll stick to the actual topic of this forum first. In these early stages no one, excluding herself, can really say that she is or isn't pregnant at this point in time. It may be possible though that this is another media scandal to bring Britney down, but this doesn't rule out the fact that she may have become pregnant as an act of rebellion to rid herself of her "good girl" antiquities (like X-Tina) because she wants to live her life with a new attitude...or she's probably just a troubled young adult who doesn't know what the f*** she's doing (eg: getting married to someone for a day or two in Las Vegas or wherever it was). And yeah, as for those of you who claim to be her fans and are criticising the critics for criticising Britney, let me tell you that there's nothing wrong with some healthy gossip ;) If Britney's really upset with these comments she'd come to this site and post threatening messages herself, she doesn't need you little nobodies who don't exist in her world to defend her. She can speak for herself!
pinches - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
i love john lennon..............................and wish the best for britney and whatever she does!!
jUsTIn~bRitNeY ~ - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
well this is what i want. JUSTIN AND BRITNEY. Man, i wish they were still together. He is the only reason why she is like how she is. TrusT Me , ... she would get back with Justin in a heart beat. Maybe not the same with justin though because of cameron. SCORE *** i love them booth but i honestly want justin back with britney. ANother thing this kevin guy is a Mo0ch... a player in "love" . He has problems. Using this girrl .... but hey if she loves him we should just support her if u really like her.
hotbod - September 20, 2004 - Report this comment
she still will b mad hott even if her stomach is huuuge
X Britney Fan, but love Justin just the same - September 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know what has gotten into this girl. She has became so strange and I am not sure that I want anything to do with any of her albums. Justin has done well for his career and I am glad to see he has moved and appears to be a normal person. Britney however is no where near normal. The girl really needs to get some help. She is apparently still screwed up from her cheating on Justin and now is having to marry Kevin not out of love but just for the feeling of security and maybe more as a rebound to show Justin that she can have one thing he is not getting..which is getting married which is what he wants, to top that is she is getting married to one of his X-dancers no less. If that is not a woman scorned then I don't know what else that is. You cannot tell me that she is in love. If she is pregnant then that is her stupid ass problem. I think that Justin is doing the right thing by staying away from the crazy loon. No one can convence me that the marriage to Kevin is going to last. Wasn't it just a few months ago she was married to Jason. The girl doesn't know what she wants and is making poor discisions for herself and her career. Britney say "Bye, bye, bye!" to more of your money because that is all Kevin wants. Look what he did to Shar Jackson. Take a history lesson chick before getting involved with a opportunist like that. He saw you coming girl since he saw you give money away to Jason Alexander. You can count this one fan out I don't think she is worth keeping up with anymore.
What a sad world this is becoming. - September 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Alright alright, this site was certainly interesting to read. Being an ex N'Sync fan, I do respect Justin and I do wish him and Britney would reunite, but they both seem to be happy outside of each other's life, and successful. The pop world is full of rumors and "plots" to further one's career, and sites like these are the ones who spread them, in turn ruining one's singing/acting career. I'm not one to post on here, but Britney's the only one here who controls her life. If she's pregnant, then great. She has plenty of family as well as her husband to help raise the baby..and what's sad is, as much as all of you are gossiping about her like this, the minute the baby is born, if there is one, you will all be like "Aww, what a cute baby." Celebrities are never going to have their private life outside this celebrity world if immature teenyboppers and critics keep making comments they do. No one has any right to declare her an unfit mother unless there is any case or sign of child neglect, therefore if she is pregnant, no one can declare her unfit to raise a child. As of lately, she has stated she was pregnant, but so far, no one knows if that was a joke or not. Whether this sudden marraige has to do with Justin or not, who knows, but they are still friends, so I highly doubt it. Will you give her a break? Maybe she really is in love with Kevin, I myself have known people who started dating, and were engaged 24 hours later and are still married almost 15 years later. Some people believe in love at first sight, whether it's real or not, and for them, it happens. The only person to decide if she is or isn't in love with Kevin is herself. So he has a past, 2 children..everyone has a past, or a past relationship that messed them up. Britney had a past with Justin, which Kevin accepts, just like Britney accepts Kevin's past and is actually close to his two daughters. You guys just need to learn to grow up and let Britney deal with her life without comments like this. Atleast if she is pregnant, she isn't having a child out of wedlock and is making up the consequences. Why don't you try to pay more attention to the teenage children throughout the world getting pregnant, and try to HELP rather than push away like they're lower than you because in turn, they're not. They're facing struggles to make it through the day, while you are just sitting here making nasty comments rather than even FACING the day, or helping a stranger out. Re-evaluate your life and priorities as the "celebrities" have, and maybe then you guys will have any ROOM to comment. Thank you.
Emma - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Well Britney according to reports is eight weeks pregnant.
gossipmonger - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I love Britney! I love the scandal! Hope she is pregnant! How cute would pregnant Britney Spears/Federline be? Plus think of all the extra gossip we can harp on about?
Stop Talking - September 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I like Britney and I like babies! So grow up. I am sure there are a lot of people out there that we can all talk about that are young and have babies. hey I have three of them in my family if you want to email me about then and we cna have a gossip fest! otherwise realize that no one is perfect and alteast this baby will be raised in a home with ealth. Hopefully love too but I do not know. I am not going to try and guess either!
leave her alone - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
i think your all crazy, Britney is beautiful and if shes pregnate than shes pregnate and nobody can do anything about it. I love britney and you all should just leave her alone, you dont know her or if she wanted the baby or not. i'm almost 15 and i am more mature than all of you.. shes 23 and shes an adult so she has all right to do what she wants.. and if she loves kevin than she loves him what are you gonna do..?? nothing you cant do anything about it.. its her life not yours so just leave the poor girl alone and let her be happy. how would you like it if you were her and people said things like this about you? i'm sure you wouldnt like it very much at all. i hope you all see where i'm coming from.. and well shit happens
girl - October 03, 2004 - Report this comment
please if Britney is maried i dont care if she is preg..................................... and anways EWWWWWWWWWW Britney's sister a Aunt no way........ PS.Britney wirte us Back
Mavis - October 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, I'm sure she's going to get right on that...
britney - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
why are ya'll like that? i'm not ok enuff with the crap. even if britney is pregnant hu the hell cares. she'll bloat like a puffer fish and we'll all laugh. britney has really changed. that stupid new song of hers 'my parogative.' now peeps that is load of ****. she says in the song 'they say i'm crazy' and 'they say i'm nasty' well she really is and yea rite she does care about it. that stupid lil madonna wannabe.i gotta leave this site now i'll get too mad just talkin about her tata for now peeps.
Cougs - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
seems everyone's a tad obsessed much? *frowns*
y r u all so mean?!! - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
u have to admit its not fair that you guys are so mean to britney she hasnt done enythin to deserve it. so wot if shes pregnant-its her life. let her live it!
Good for her if she's pregnant! - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I think you all should just leave her alone. I'm not a fan but she doesn't deserve this kind of abuse. It's her life and her business and it should stay that way, plus you can't tell me you guys are perfect, because I know no one is. The difference with Britney, is that no matter what she does, people find out, that must be so frustrating, and after reading all of your silly comments, I wonder how normal you all are. If she is pregnant, good for her, she is married after all. Grow up people and get a life!
B.S. - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Cherish your would be nice to live without everybody watching.
Just wondering - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Never been into her music...but I admit I love hearing about all the twist in her life. I am 6 months PG and LOVE to hear about others coming up PG. It really is the greatest time in a persons life. It IS sexy but only if your past the age where sex is "icky" AND just something you talk big about, I think LOL If she is PG then I wish her a happy healthy 9 months As far as geting big and get BIG...Not fat...Its SO easy to loose the lbs after baby. I have done 2 times before and TRUST me that girl will have no problem. I know she wants a baby so if she is not PG then I send her lots of baby dust ******************** PS A normal sized woman needs to gain 25-30 lbs for a healthy baby~
Kristen - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Britney Spears is a slut ! I hope she is pregnant . I dont want to be her and i CERTAINLY dont want to look like her or sing like her or act like her she isnt a role model she is a whore andshe doesnt care about her fans she cares about her self and nothing else . Her husband Kevin is also a bad dude he left his pregnant girlfriend for Britney she was 7 months pregnant poor lady ! Britney ( if she is pregnant) will have to gain alot or weight for a healthy baby and will not be as " beautiful" and skinny ( hehehe) as she once was I dont know if you couldnt tell but im not a fan
NOYBW - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Briney's new "hubby" and his kids mom are in something together where you know that they are going to screw her for all the money they can get. Ahaha sucker! Even with a prenum.
YO MAMA - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I think that people like that shouldn't have kids, it isn't fair to the unborn child to have people who are complete numb nuts!
I am definitely not a fan - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I personally think that it is sad that Britney is even famous. I think that there should be a law against whore's who use fame to make a life. As for her marriage, it aint gonna last. It is obvious that he don't care about her. I agree with everyone else, he is after that money. Oh well. I guess maybe she will learn after the hundredth time of making the same mistake. Then again, she has dyed her hair so much that I think it has ruined her brain cells. As for her pregnancy, I don't know what to say about that. I am pregnant, with my husband of three years and I think it is sad that a child had to be entered into the world because someone wants to make a point. Brit, what point are you trying to make? You are a sick sick woman and you should be punished for just being nasty. As for her new song. I think that she is embarrassed about everything. I know I would be if I was her. I think the only reason she remade that song was so she can screw up some more and get more attention. She knows that it will be used to feed off more gossip.
Britney - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Go on to a wesite called
laura davies - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
i agree with a lot of the comments. But i think that britney and kevin should get on with theyr life and justin the same with cameron. Britney and justin are in the past, but they were an awsome couple. i do find it strange how similar kevin and justin are how odd..................
Arwen - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I personally don't even see how Justin and Kevin are that much alike. When she started dating Kevin it was like "he's a Justin lookalike." I don't see the resemblance at all. Not to mention how trashy Kevin is...
Teensabre - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I really can't say I'm that bothered. If Britney's pregnant, good for her because it's a wonderful thing, but I really don't take time to think about pop stars and their lives. I've never met the girl, so I can't really judge her from what the tabloids say. Thanks
Bree - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment
yeah Britney is a slut, I posted a message on anout how ugly she is, and all u stinky fans out there don't even say anything to me cause I know I'm right, I mean befor she got a nose job her nose really fit her face, now it's tooooooo small, and her skin and everything of her looks fake. I hope kevin dumps her and goes back with his ex, cause what Britney did to her, I mean she was pregnant with fevins kid, and then britney comes along and steals him away, then she acts like nothing happened. I want kevins ex to make gossip about britney as much as she wants, she is a slut and she knows it. if she is pregnant i want her baby to have like some kind of disability, so she can see she is getting punished for all the wrong that she has done. Britney i hate you, and i wish you never even started a career in music, it would be alot better without you. your career, it was just a waste.
the Dalai Lama - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment
"if she is pregnant i want her baby to have like some kind of disability"

I can feel the love here
who am i? - November 25, 2004 - Report this comment
if she is pregnate at least we still have hope for her sister. i hope she doesnt make the same mistakes as her sister did. i wonder if britney babe will be just like her? if she has one. if she is pregnate she is going to be pretty popular with the media and we all know that shes a attention-sucker!
sarah - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment
she is pregnet, i do not want to see her on stage anymore
Ashlie-Marie - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Okay...let me break something down for ya'll. Britney is an adult, so therefore it's none of ya'lls business what she does. Just because she's a celebrity doesn't mean that ya'll can be all up in here business. I could tell ya'll i was pregnant and i bet ya'll wouldn't give a shit because you don't know me....right? Leave her alone 4-real. I'm just sick of hearing all this bullshit about her everyday.....LET IT GO!!!
michael Silvey - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
i really hope britney is pregnant, i think she will make a GREAT MOM
sexy babygurl - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I think it would be wonderful for britney to be a mom! She is a kind and genrous person. PEOPLE STOP SAYIN SHIT LIES BOUT BRITNEY I"M HER #1 FAN. SO Let Britney Be a Mom She Will Be Great At It . SO I HOPE YOU ARE PREGNET BRITNEY
Abbie - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I just want to say Britney and Justin should get back together, they really suit each other. Perhaps they should have thought about having this child with each other. The My Parogative song is really crap and i hope Britney does not plan to start copying songs by other artists. Shakirah and Christina are far better singers, although Brit has more songs and perhaps she should try singing her songs at concerts this time. You don't want fans underestimating your performance. Better luck next time!
gees - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment
wow, what little minds some people have...
EnjoYoSelf!© - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, here is my 2 cents worth: If she is, I do not think she will have to worry about supporting the child. Why is it a problem if she is, i mean, a child is born like every few seconds; just because it is Britney, people have the right to "judge" her. I hate that the world is full of people that sit in front of a computer, visit these sites, and try to change the dang world. You are not God..... give it up. Let the girl have her baby and be happy if it makes her so. You are not her and she is not you. Also, why the hell do people have to be so darn geogramatically correct. If you go to clown on someone about their spelling check yours first you illiterate P.O.S. I think Britney is hot and probably always will be. Hell, her hubby is a lucky SOB. I think those who have an objection to her having a baby are just plain jealous. So in conclusion, EnjoYoSelf! Keep it pimpin' and rock out with you co*k out. Holla at your boy!
Trey - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
The "EVERY TIME VIDEO" is based on her and Justin. She "cheated" on him and is asking him to forgive her. Did you ever listen to his new album? The song called Cry me a river? does that sound like the 2 of them dealing with a past problem? I think so. About Britney being pregnant, I think its great! I wish all the best to her. If she needs a nanny, I would love to help. Britney if you read this I hope all is well and Merry Christmas.....=-) Tracey
baby gurl - December 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Britney......the number 1 slut!!!! christina is way freaken better then britney's ugly ass!!!! britney is such a numb nut.......justin timberlake is a absolute hottie.....ewwww...why kevin fenderline???? kevin is the stupidest dude ever.......he should feel guilty for leaving his girlfriend pregnant!!!! what a BASTARD!!!!! i was one of her fans but not when i heard she and her slutty sister jamie lynne threw milkshakes to britney's stupid!!!!!
Rody - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey OMG!.. This is so stupid to talk about.. but anyways.. I don't hate britney... I am one of her fans but poor Shar Jackson, I mean Kevin left her... I feel sorry for Shar Jackson and Britney Spears.. Because Britney married Kevin.. And britney is better off with Justin Timberlake but o well.. Because Justin timberlake has Cameron.. Justin Timberlake is much better looking then KEVIN!.. Ewww... no offense. but anyways..But I still support that she loves him.. because she may realize things lately... so anyways.. and Kevin left Shar Jackson, come on now.. But she is glad that she took kevin out of her life,. because she will find someone even better for her.. :-) Out of here. this place is driving me crazy.. :-p bye
Julianne - January 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Hi, I just heard that Britney Spears is pregnant. It is so amusing, and suprising. I'm not really much of a Britney fan myself, but I was four years ago, when I was 9. I have hyperactivity, so this Britney Spears being pregnant issue is making me go crazy. I believe she started in like late October, or possibly early November. Nobody knows if she is having a boy or a girl, or when she is due. But, I'll probably be in camp when she has her baby. But, I know that they will put the news report about Britney and her baby on the front cover of Teen People magazines. I can't wait to see if her baby is cute, and what she names it, and to see if she's ever going to sing another song again, or if I'll even hear another Britney song played on the radio. Talk to you later, Julianne
Adrianna - January 09, 2005 - Report this comment
You guys don't even know Britney, so just leave her alone, okay! If she wants to get pregnant, she can. But she's only 23, she's not ready for this. I mean can you imagine Brotney testing herself to see if she really is pregnant, then going into labor, and lying in bed with her baby, feeding and all that stuff? It's ridiculous! Some of my friends tell me that it's not true, but it just is! Today, a boy even called me "Britney Spears," and I swear to you I do not look like her.
Aliecia - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
It is pretty funny that Britney is pregnant. Just think about it, while we're off on our summer vacation, Britney's gonna be going into labor, then, by the 2nd week of August, she will have had her baby. I mean, can you imagine poor Britney sitting in a chair and feeding a 2 week old baby, or naming her baby Britney jr., or one of them stupid celebrity names, like when Julia Roberts named her kids Hazel and Finneus, or when this other celebrity named her kid Apple. Also, since Britney loves to show off her body a lot, she can't do that when she's pregnant, and now you can see that she's sticking out a little, so she won't be able to dress like that much longer. Maybe another 3 weeks at the absolute most.
She can be pregnant if she wants to! - January 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes, you guys, if Britney wants to be pregnant, I guess she can. I mean, she is 23 and married, and 23 is young to be pregnant. Everybody has to have some kids some time, or else nobody in the world would exist. I couldn't believe that Britney was pregnant, but she started on October 24, or somewhere around that time, so she will most likely finish up mid-to-late July, when we are all on our summer vacation. Just think, when we are out on summer vacation, Britney's gonna be hangin' out with a week-old baby. Who knows if its even a boy or a girl. I have to say iot's probally a boy. I can't discribe much about the baby, until her first sonagram gets sent out to public, if it happens.
Michaela - January 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Here's the schedule that will possibly take place: * Now: Britney is obviously about 3 or 4 months pregnant, and there is a very slightly noticeable change in her body. Within 4 weeks, Britney's stomach should be more visible and soon viewers and fans will know that she's pregnant. * February 2005: Britney will be between 4 and 5 months pregnant, and this will be an excellent time to see how big she's getting. When she appears on TV, you will now be able to see thats she is pregnant. *March 2005: Britney will be between 5 and 6 months, and by now the news will spread all across the country. According to a book I read, by this point, Britney will start to feel emotional sickness in the morning and have trouble falling asleep at night. *April 2005: Britney will be between 6 and 7 months, and by now Britney will be able to feel her baby move inside her. She should look pretty ridiculous by this point. * May 2005: Britney will be between 7 and 8 months, and by now she will be almost finished, the baby may possibly be born around this point at the end of the school year. * June 2005: Britney will be in her final stage at about 8 months, and may possibly go into labor now, but not necessarily. * Mid-late July 2005: Picture Britney going into labor and sweating and then sitting at home feeding an infant. Also, can you imagine Britney's sister, Jamie being an aunt? No way!
Cris - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Why don't you guys just leave the poor girl alone. She isn't a super human she is just like everybody else. I'm sure none of you are perfect either. She is just trying to live her life like everyone else is but she has to deal with the whole world budding into her life as well. Why don't you look at your own lives and stop judging hers.
Keelia - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Go ahead, you guys! Make fun of poor little Britney! She's only 23 years old, that's too young to be pregnant. She's like in her 4th month now, and I saw in a book about being pregnant that said by this point you can tell that she's pregnant. It's just the truth, people. The sad truth. I guess if Britney wants to be pregnant, then she can, and pretty soon her stomach is going to only get bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger, until- POOF! It's the middle of July and she goes into labor while we're all out enjoying a vacation. It's a hilarious picture, but probably not very pretty.
FanCi ~n~ TreY - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I hate Britney but I love TreY sooo get over that all ya'll hill billies
The Cold, Hard Truth... - January 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Okay, most of you who are posting on this site are probably still too young to know HOW to get pregnant... so you really have no right to sit back and judge Britney for what she is doing with her life. If you actually took the time to LEARN who the woman is from her own words, you MIGHT actually be able to appreciate her as an individual who is capable of making informed decisions about her own life. But... since this is a public forum, you have every right to post your opinions. However, how about kick-starting your brain before you post??!??! You have no idea how smart you really are, do ya? First of all, I have to comment on this whole biz of Brit doing something so horrible to Kevin's ex by stealing him away from her. Wake up! It takes two, brainiacs! Have you ever heard the old saying, "You can't rape the willing?" Kevin must have had a reason for not wanting to be with the chic because he left her for Britney. Even better, you don't know their story, so speculating about it is doing nothing more than what the tabloids do and we all know how we feel about the tabloids. I would reinforce this with my own comments, but I am trying very hard to refrain from using expletives. And, if you don't know what that means, look it up... I am sure even elementary schools have dictionaries with that word in it. Secondly, Britney has not came out and publicly stated that she is pregnant. Most of this hooplah was fueled by what could be FALSE reports of Britney shopping in a baby store and the "supposed" statement that was "supposedly" released to the media by "one of Brit's close friends." I have all the faith in the world that none of her close friends would betray her trust that way, for any reason. Britney is remarkable woman and you'd have to be an idiot to give up her friendship over something like that. Oh, and as for the picture that was "supposedly" taken of her in the baby store wearing a pink tank top...? If you read the article, it states that her bodyguards "supposedly" made the store clerks close the doors while she was browsing. Anyone in the store who could have gotten close enough to her to take that photo would have had the camera film (or media card) confiscated on the spot. Britney is an adult woman who is trying to live her life no differently than most of you would want to live yours had you been forced to retain a squeaky-clean image you never wanted in the first place. Her managers, producers and advisors kept her in that "little girl" image for a long time and it's THEIR fault that the world was rocked when her picture was released on the cover of Rolling Stone with almost nothing on. Britney has tried to shed that image for a long time. As for "My Prerogative"... what the hell ever. It doesn't matter whether or not you think it was a "sucky remake". It's just another way for Brit to tell the criticising idiots like YOU that it's HER life to live as she sees fit. Now, GROW UP and learn to respect the fact that she is simply a young woman who is trying to live her life in a world full of people who insist on making it hell for her. Leave her alone, for crying out loud. If you're not a fan, what the hell are you doing worrying more about what's happening to her than what's happening in your OWN life??? DERRR! PS... For B.S., I love your post: "Cherish your would be nice to live without everybody watching."
Oh so true! - January 29, 2005 - Report this comment
For the person who posted The COld Hard Truth... I could not agree with you more. People can be so immature and unyielding when it comes to butting into everyone else's affairs. I wonder how they'd feel if their every move was scrutinized by the media, or the world. Heaven help them if they ever have to read things being said about them like what they say about Britney.
T.Taylor - January 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I shouldn't be bothered by what I read in these forums. Chances are that Britney will never see these postings. To me, that is a good thing. That woman has enough negativity to have to worry about in her life without putting up with the stupidity and immaturity that has been displayed on this page. Even if Britney IS pregnant, so freaking what? She has money, she has a husband and lots of family who would be thrilled to help her in any way to raise the baby. So what if she's young and she's made her share of mistakes? Would you want people holding that type of negativity over your head for the rest of your life? I realize most people who claim to hate her or claim she is stupid or whatever will eventually tire of all this and forget about her. Well, why don't you do yourself and the rest of the world a HUGE favor and do it now and get it overwith? The woman has obviously done very well so far without you, so why bother with your comments at all? All you are doing is confirming what the rest of the readers in this forum already know... you're immature... you have no life... and you're stupid. Get a life and leave Britney's alone.
Wowza! - January 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I can't believe the level of immaturity in this discussion. I happened across it by accident and thought there might actually be some intelligent opinions. Boy was I wrong. Cold, Hard Truth... I can sense the anger in your post. I applaud you for the eloquent way you expressed your opinion. I also loved the comment left by B.S. about cherishing your anonymity. That post stood out to me, almost as if the woman herself had put it there. I would love to know for sure. I also applaud Britney for her courage and dedication in the face of adversity. She has handled the media very well, in my opinion. Like any normal person being raked over the coals by false accusations and speculation, I am sure she has sat and cried... the price for fame is high and I am sure she knew before she took this road. But she has overcome and she has grown up and made her choices before the eyes of America. I thinks it's time people just live and let live. Britney's status among the rich and famous doesn't give people like us any right to judge her... no more than it gave the paparazzi any justification for the death of Princess Diana.
Alexis - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm not a big Britney fan, she's just okay. If she's pregnant, then so what! Okay, you people? It's actually pretty funny to me that someone like her is pregnant, and we have just entered the point where the pregnancy becomes visible and she starts to stick out more and more. I know everything about when Britney was born, so now why can't we know about when she has her baby? Here's what happened: * It was December 2, 1981 in Kentwood, Louisiana. It was very late at night. to be exact, it was past 1:30 in the morning.
Barbie - February 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Leave de poor girl alone, everyone makes mistakes in life. If thats what she realy want let her have it its none of our business. but think about it if ur friend did something stupid it does not mean u need to stop being his/her friend. so its de same as britney if she did something stupid it does not mean u need to stop being her fan you need to help your friend and you need to support her!!!!!!!!OOO yeah and the one that wrote that "23 years old, that's too young to be pregnant" im sure your mom got pregnant at that your age cuz my mom did when she was 20 she already got married and when she was 22 she had my big brother.
Katelynn - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Ya gyze just leave the poor girl alone, okay. It's her business if she's pregnant, we probably don't even know her in person. Britney just got a new album out and she will still remain famous even this summer when her stomach is huge!
Arwen - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
You PROBABLY don't even know her in person? You're not quite sure?
Kaity Smith - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
She has just as much right to be pregnant as anyone else. So back off and let her live her life. She is famous for her talent not what she does behind closed doors. So everyone else get a life and mind your own buisness. Britney I wish you luck in anything you do in your life because it is your life, do what you want with it and don't care able what anyone else thinks.
Jamie - February 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm not much of a big Britney fan, but she has just any right to be pregnant if she wants to, okay. If Britney's pregnant, than it's gonna be a very big deal this summer when she has her baby. Her new song "Do somethin'" is extremely popular, and so is "Toxic" and "My prerogative." Try watching the music video for "Do somethin" or "My prerogative" and look very closely to see if she's pregnant. Sometimes when you get as far as 3 or 4 months, which is where Britney is at, you can start to see that they're pregnant. Anyway, she has all the rights to be pregnant! Leave her alone! She's gonna stay this popular and more, even by the end of the spring, when her stomach is huge!
***$***$***$***$***$***$***$***$***$ - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I love britney spears. I hope she keeps the baby. because probably what is going to happen is that when she gives birth and finally holds that baby in her hands she will want to keep him or her. But the question still remains is it a girl or boy? I love britney spears so much. I am her number one fan no one is better than me. Britney Spears is the greatest, and beautiful women alive if she wasn't alive i would be so so so MADD!!!!! I hoep she does not stop singing and making c.d's because of her being pregnant. PLZ don't britney spears i'm ur number one fan DON'T STOP MAKING C.D'S!!!!
pepsi - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Well Britney if you are pregnant i wish you the best of luck............
whitshk - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
The sad thing is that nobody has anything better to do then to talk shit about a talented girl who is richer then we"ll ever be.Let the girl live her life,because it is HER LIFE. love ya britt and congrats
tTUTU - March 26, 2005 - Report this comment
i think BrItNeY is pregnant....well at least she luks like it lolz...well oh well levery1 gets pregnant wow she got prgnant....who caress buh i hope her son or daughter dunt turn out all og a gud gal and den bcum a wht?!?........A WHOREEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heather - March 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Is britney reali preagnant?????? its oka y if she is.. y if everyone stopping her? is she wanst a baby.. let her have one1 JESH
maria - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
i think britney spears would be a great momma i lvoe her to death and shes the most coolest person ever i wanna be jsut like her. shes married and even if she wasnt, i think its cool shes havin a baby.
Cassandra - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I think that Britney Spear's is ready to have a baby now that she is married and wants one. At least she did not have 1 when she was 18 that was when we thought she was going to have one
lol - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Go screw yourself, britney and no i mean my best friend! hi pinky and nina!!
DYFAN - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
i am so srry i meant not my friend brittney i meant britney spears!!
hay - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
who's this britney, you go on about how shes in the papers/magazines cause she wants more attention. you have practically put your life story on here who gives a **** about you if ya ant got any thing nice to say **** off!!!
hey wat - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
who cares if she's pregnant, whats the big deal?? shes doing what she wants to do!! and you know we all make mistakes, and shes amitted to them, we dont have any right in saying what she should or should't do!! she just a human like every one else!! give her a break!! people who dont like her why do you focus your opinions on something else ( someone you do like maybe??)
Jenn3 - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Can anyone here write in complete sentences?
I Love Jeremy - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
You all really need to get a life and stop talking about people if you don't know for sure if it is even true and you still don't need to be talking about them.
britney - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment
who cares if she is or not! i believe she is but she wants a baby soooo what does it matter, shes married. CONGRATS FOR THE BABY BRITNEY, and if your not pergo CONGRATS ON THE MARRIAGE.
moronic britney - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment
"britney" if you were so smart maybe you wouldnt be posting on here .. any intelligent person knows that "my perogative" is a re run of bobby browns song .. just like all crap teeny bopper wanna be artists, they use other peoples ideas,tunes,lyrics, etc to gain popularity for something that isnt theres !
bob - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
i think that Britney Spears was a very good muscian when she was threw the ages 13-18 but after word i think she was just a revieling immature girl a real women wont shoot her hooters in people face !!!
lil baller - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
brittney is so pregnet she is such a bitch
CHILL OUT - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Sam - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I think that she is pregnant because I was reading "people" and it had a picture of her and she has a little tummy out!!!
Brittany - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey who cares if she is pregnant it is her life and whatever she wants to do let her do it....leave her alone and let her grow up and be a grown-up. She just wants to live her life the way she wants to. I hope she has a little boy and i cant wait to hear what she gets because i just like to see my favourite singer happy and have a happy life and have a happy family and teach her kids right things in life. Well thats all i have to say Love always your favourite fan Brittany
Emilie - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Reality Check - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Britney is nothing more than a hood rat. Real women marry men who have real job, kevin is white trash and screwed shar jackson over royally. Britney just had to get pregnant from kevin the loser baby making machine who doesnt pay nearly enough in child support. He used shar as a stepping stone to further his career, and now hes using britney. And britney is supposed to be a role model to young girls. WOW, so brits message is basically "steal yourself a loser, support his ass, and then end up pregnant". SOUNDS LIKE A WINNER TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marina - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
CHERYL - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Brooke - April 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Britney's propably having a girl
Kimia - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I think Britney's baby is gonna turn famous like her. I also think it's gonna look like her sister and her. I bet that..... when the baby first open his/her eyes there will be LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION!... LOL
Pinky - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Britney first was just fine and she was pretty but when she has the baby she is gonna think that it loks ugly and first she's gonna see how ugly the baby is and she will kill it by making it take drugs because the baby looked like the father.
BiGpImPiN - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
she cant be pregnet she is to hot.... LOL but i guess i can see she is pregnet but im just wondering do you guys/girls think she will still be as hot and keep making songs after the kids born?
Michael Pacholek - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
One thing's for sure: WE will keep making songs after the kid's born!
jordyn - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment
britney are you realy pregnet?
britneys bigest fan!!! - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
i fell great for her and i hope that she has a great life with kevin federline or however you spell his name... but i just wonder why the stupid tabloids wont leave her alone. you know it is a big deal that she is having a baby but how would you feel if you would have a baby in you and people BUG BUG BUG you all the time?i mean serisly how would you? i just fell great for her!!!! love Britney Spear's bigest fan not youres!!
Carra Olsen - April 24, 2005 - Report this comment
i knew it iknew it right from the start she was goin to get prenet....... it was soooo ovios.she is the S#I+ but ah i was right.:)
jessica**your ugly and your baby will be too** - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
britany is a hoe..brittany pregnant ewwww. everyone knew ppl like her get preganat sooner or later i am just suprised she didnt get pregnant sooner like when she was 15. kevin you are ugly so is your wife and your child and your soon to be child if brittany does not get an abortion lazy bitch skank... i still love you a shark likes a human. i hate you you think your all goody but mean while your a slut who should be put on main street.. with every othere girl like you get it through your head your ugly and snezzy no one likes you and for all you brittany kevin fans....your gay ... and soon will become pregnant too .... just you wait
ALEXIS GIBSON - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
sarah - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
OMG ur the ugly one even though i dont no u !ugh freak! omg and who care s about britney being pregnet! ugh u dont have to be so mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg!! Britneys just doing her own thing ok! would u like it if people talk SHIT about u like that! well then fq!
KRISTY - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Andrea - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
U are DOM
Chaiselynn - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, I can't belive it Brit pregnet. GET OUT!!!!!!!!! She been saying it soooooooooooooo I guess i belive it (she is FAT)!!! She is my fav. singer!!! I just can't belive my eyes!!! Have you seen the magazines?? She is pregnet. Well g2g
Jessica Felger - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Why does Britney have to say she is pregent when she is not even pregnet and i think she is totally out if her mind
nicole - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
surprisingly,I'm shocked that Britney decided herself that she is ready for this! She's only 23 years old and when will she ever know that a mojority of the world practically hates her or is at least sick of her.
amanda - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
what ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
summer - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
britany is a hoe. she goes f*** a guy and then she marries a nothin. she needs therapy. its not my problem thats for sure. i wonder what kevin will say when he finds out his's not the babys daddy
alexus - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Destiny - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
sorry to say this britney but the baby might die because you dance a lot.
Britney Fan - June 04, 2005 - Report this comment
y da hell would u wanna knoe about britney problem i mean seriousely their nothing fo all of u guy 2 knoe about ure talk shyt about her dat what u called a hater rite der w/e she do itz her business all ya hater out their dont need 2 knoe anything Britney ~1~ fan
moll - June 05, 2005 - Report this comment
i think it is her life she can do what ever she wants. I think the baby will look thats that.
mikalah - June 05, 2005 - Report this comment
yo i am still a britany spears is cool and yal people should shut up big time so how about yal stick a sock in it please and leave her alone a u get a life!!!!!!! brittney spears just to let u know i will always be a fan
unknown - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
britney just thinks she's cool and tries too hard to be ghetto. get ova yourself brit!
Blue - June 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Dang, I am thinking !! Britney - you get kissed by Madonna and end up pregnate. How funny, Live your life girl. ( like Gwen Stefani says, " Its your Life " ) Don't listen to anything they tell you ! Your alot like Madonna. ........the only problem is, do you think she was a good Mentor? * I mean I know you got the money to raise a kid, but your mental mentality isn't exactly, Adult like. " Wish you luck and hope your baby is born with no problems. Your Adoreing fan ! Little Boy BLUE
me - June 19, 2005 - Report this comment
if you had a chance you would...... so shut up LOL
Tabitha - June 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Your pregnate i cant belive you ur going to mess up ur life. Best wishes to u though brittney
Jaime - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
im not your friend anymore or sister cause i hate you just kidding luv you sis
love me lots - July 12, 2005 - Report this comment
i think she's a beautiful person shes not a girl but not yet a momma
nicole - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
How could she marry that ugly dude and have a kid with him. she is such a slut. who would want to have a kid with someone as ugly as him. I think that her and Justin Timberlake should hook back up. Because kevin is just in for it for the money and to mess her up.
yall don't know her so shut the F*** up!!! - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
yall dont know her so shut up.....who the F*** cares?shes a pritty person and her kid will be to....yall are ganna regret it all one day.......i feel bad for britney.......some of you belive what you here and you shouldn't.........yall need to stop picking her would you like it if everyone picked you apart?Britney is a sweet haert......britney plzz write back when you get this.........
kay kay - November 25, 2005 - Report this comment
yall are all just stupid yall are so jelous cause yall can't be her du! Brittney Spears is having a baby yeah the name is preston go on brittney and there is this magazine with her baby kevin and brittney it's pretty the baby looks nothing like brittney it's all kevin ant it yep. the baby is real cute real cute and brittney is real young and going and having a baby man i feel bad for her young and having to get up in the middle of the night i could'nt handle it at the age well i hope her real luck in the world.
Iya makta - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Y'all just need to leave people be. Man i just hate it that yall aint got anythin better to do.
taylor - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Did Brittany Spears Screem While Giving Birth
Nikki - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
grid girl - That is where you are wrong. I am now 9 months pregnant with my husbands baby and I am due on February 1st, 2006. We have been married a year and 2 months but we always wanted to start a family of our own at a young age. He is 27 and I am 21. But anyways I could care less about famous people because they are just like everyone else.
I am me! - January 18, 2006 - Report this comment
You know it is sad that yall people aint got nothing better to do than sit your lazy ass on the computer all day and talk shit about someone you dont even know..... You would feel the same way pregnant and have all that fame and you cant even hardly eat without the whole world knowing about it..... It is just really sad how immature you people are....... Well thats it.. Go britney! I wish you the best of luck with your baby and i hope everything goes ok.. P.S. It is her life and yall cant tell her how to live it! CONGRATS!
URGHHHH...WTF? - January 23, 2006 - Report this comment
britney is a fag. she is a freaking whore too. all she wanted was to see how many times she could have sex b4 she could get pregnant! I mean, my god...why are all of you into her? And, i can say anything i freaking want bitch! (tehe..not to anyone special..but tall no). Get over her being pregnant..and get on w/ more life?
O My God - April 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Brittany is a Lez and i agree with URGHHHH...WTF?
why does everyone bug britney?? - May 06, 2006 - Report this comment
I think that all the people that have givin her rude comments don't deserve tgo be allowed to give any comments at all!
Sydney - May 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Why are you pushing it? You just had your first one.
ForBiddeN - June 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I have always been a huge Britney fan, in the begining just because she looked kida like me and she had the power to make me feel pretty&confident about myself, then I started apreciating her and her music; she was nothing more than a suburbia girl that became a superstar and, lets face it! she's got the looks, she's got the voice, she's got the moves , the style and the music...that's why she always got to be #1 and that's something she couldn't have been a slut for and couldn't have bought with anything (money or sex)!Stop criticising her and start criticising yourselves!Take a freakin' look in the mirror and you'll find out that you shouldn't be here, criticising her!It's her choice about what she does with her life and most of all, dont't blame her for that Kevin Federline beeing an asshole!He's the one that dumped his pregnant girlfriend, which was already mother of his first child and getting another woman pregnant!How does the situation sound now?!Besides, that woman was not even married to this asshole, Britney, at least got married to him!So stop making ugly comments about her!She doesn't deserve it!
tammygirl - July 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Damn, we have some stupid ass people on here
LIONANESS - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Brit, well I know that you are going through a rough time with all the comments on here and everybody has thier own comment, just think of your children and take care of them, Maybe one day they will find someone else to bother. They are digging into your life to make thier life's look good. Chin up, it will get better.

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