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Britney Spears is too sexy for MTV. About time they figured that out.

   Full story is at Herald Sun. Article was posted on February 24 by Michael

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FuNkY mOnKeY - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Toxic is a pretty crappy song anyway. Britney Spears's entire career leans on the fact that she's pretty; she can dance, but she can't sing for beans. (Harsh....I know....but that's just me.)
@ssKicker - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I've already suggested this to Justin Timberlake fans, Phixx fans and Beyoncé fans... Don't buy Britney's records and she'll have to become a porn star for money.
Rob - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Britney Spears is ugly shes got wierd melted eyes and her voice grates on you! Shes sick! lol
The Invincible - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
See, this is what happens when you let Britney write her own songs. I don't need to say anything else.
GremlinsAreReal - March 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Did Britney write this piece of crap song? Yheah, her voice sucks, always did. She sounds like a cross between a robot, a duck, and a cat in heat. As for the video, it's not that over the top by MTV standards.
@ss - April 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Ka Nhia - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I hate Britney Spears So much. The three main things i know about her are 1) She totaly belemic 2) is the slutiest girl in the world 3)and her breast inplants are bigger than her ugly head. she has to be about the worst singer in the world. im probably a beter singer thAN HER AND IM TONE DEAF. she is sending a horibble message to normal teen girls!! girls see her on tv and in magazines and they think something is wrong with them cuz they arent as skinny as her( its kind of hard to be that skinny if u arent a belemic or anerexic) and her boobs are way to huge 4 her body. because of people like her girls get serious eating disorders and kill them selfes or even become really depresed.Im not saying its not good to be in shape but beind anerexic or belemic and getting fake boobs is another thing. I really cant belive she has any fans at all and i think ANY SONG MAKING FUN OF HER IS THE BEST
jean - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
i think she looks like a man
Know 1 can hear you dream - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I think she finally looks rather good now that she´s gained some pounds. She´s got a great ass now. I hope Playboy doesn´t make her take it off (those backseat pounds that is). ;-)
elz - September 21, 2004 - Report this comment
what is happening to the music industry..? not only do we have slutty,talentless tarts wiggling their boobs around but now its bloody acceptable!? we watch these videos and half us girls want to look like these half-dressed bimbos...but quite frankly rather have talent and pride than no talent and fake boobs..get my drift? britney spears is just another talentless,confused girl who doesnt know what the hell she wants in life..poor girl! she'l wake up one day and realise tha shoing her assets to the cameras isnt going to get her anywhere because one day all this will not be acceptable ...what the hell is she gonig to do then..and thats why we have to feel sorry for her!!!
I love britney ??? - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
you I love britney spears she got the talent . She is xxxx cool and britney dont listen to the freaking jelous people.????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
rock uou - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
yoyooy britney is coool she got the talent
JoJo - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Alright, this is to all you Britney Haters. First of all, im not a big fan of britney myself, but i aint gonna talk crap about her cuz i have no idea what shes like. And just ta let ya no..SHES NOT BILEMIC!! you know just cuz yur jelous dont mean you gotta talk shit like that. Shes gorgeous!! and JUST cuz shes gorgeous shes hated!! now come on...someone can be that skinny and still eat without throwing up!!! and hey...her boobs i admit r big and fake, but hey...if she wants to do that then she can! Its not your fuckin decision!! now come on, get a life for once.
camelspotter - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Do you want to know why I hate Britney Spears? I'm not jealous of her. Rather, I pity her. She was just a young girl who was made into a star. She was naive and immature and probably wasn't allowed to make many decisions regarding her career, the effects of which are tangible. She never had a chance to grow up and develop a strong sense of self. I hate her image. I don't know her and as such can't say anything about her personally. However, her image is on par with a physical entity. Britney Spears is not a person, she's a commodity. What we see is sexy and beautiful. The actual person is average looking with an average body. I hate what they're trying to sell.
babydoll - November 06, 2004 - Report this comment
well im not really a fan n i think she can't sing and she's kind of ugly without make up but she has millions who whouldn't wanna b her who whould'nt wanna b anyone that's rich and some people like her n will buy anything with her on it so she's loved buy people also
eyecandy - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
ok i'd have to agree with camelspotter, Britney can be a bitch sometimes but she really does have a good side to her . People always tend to talk about her fake breasts but come on like seriously who doesnt get fake breast now a days think about it. I know she's not as good of a singer as Beyonce or Alicia Keys but she still has great talents and the audiance love her for who she really is and i know im not a big fan but i still respect her
dani babe - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Most of you people talk crap - firstly she looks nothin like a man...please...why would most of the population be so interested in what she is up to and what she looks like. She can sing - why else would she be making so much money. nuf said. I do not know how anyone can say she has an eating disorder - the girl is normal (getting a little larger than normal maybe) though no doubt she could lose the pounds if she wanted to. She definately does not have breast implants - i am obviously too much of fan, but on holiday pics you can see that she is quite small. She wears what most girls wear when they are small - gel bras/chicken fillet etc - haven't you seen Christina lately? Anyway I should know as i have implants and I would be very offended if people thought Britney had them as i can certainly say that she does not. Oh well people, think what you like. It is quite sad really as I do think that its all good - playboy n'all! Luv ya Dani baby - England.
gjahdjr - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I like britney when she teen her music was good and she really was not trashy ever since she turn 19 or 20 she just got trashy. Her weight gain she still look oh right her acne promblem you would think with all that money you could have clear skin it look like alot money cant buy clear skin for everybody. I was britney spears fan not anymore I hate when people smoke and she so trashy lately. I like jessica simpson and christina I"M not britney fan anymore. Britney is pretty but pictures of her lately she just look like average person.
christinaNY - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Why are you guys so obsessed with putting her down there must be something you like about her if you came here to say it. People she is not bulemic shes tfar from it. She deffinately is a thicker girl and I think us girls should respect that . I feel she made girls feel better about their bodies they now see that thicker women can be sexy also. Shes deffinately not a twig and does not have breast implants and so what if she did. Come on think about how many people get them but you dont say anything about them.For instance Pamela Anderson grossely skinny and huge boobs three times her size. Now thats what fake looks like. And you say she looks average is that neccessarily bad seens how thats what we all look like without ten thousand ibs. of makeup. I don't think she really cares anymore if I could make as much money as her without singing hell Id do it too. Shes a lucky girl. I never bought a cd from her but I think shes a normal girl put in the spot light. Go on girl and make more money!
looloo - January 01, 2005 - Report this comment
every 1 you guys have major issues all yall need a life lol
amy lee fan - January 05, 2005 - Report this comment
britney, i have to admit, is a beautiful girl and she is a great choreographer, but she can't sing. For those of you who think she can sing.... there are ways of ENHANCING THE VOICE. Enrique Iglesias sounds ok in concerts and all, but his dad, the real singer, said that he would never sing with his son until Enrique could sing for real. Britney also uses this in everything. She is only an image. Amy lee from Evanescence on the other hand, may have some weight and maybe not have Britney's looks, but she is pretty and she has a wonderful voice. I heard her without a microphone. Now, can Britney Spears do that? No.
skyblue - January 15, 2005 - Report this comment
There was a time I like britney spears in high school.Her music not good anymore I alway's though she was really pretty but pictures I saw now day's she look like average person. What she wear she look like a slut . The fug letters to fans from britney I dont like what she said in the letters. I would not buy another cd from britney I dont like her songs anymore and I hate the toxic song. I would buy jessica simpson cd of course I"m just not britney fan anymore .
breathless - January 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't care whether or not britney spears can sing. She has got a beautiful chest, and it's hot to see her shaking and flaunting it in public. I wish I could marry her chest. *Tear* They're so beautiful!
Nicky - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
OK ok ok, whats everyones problem here? Alot of you obvisouly have never been on stage under hot lights for an hour or two, i should know im a dancer myself, and when you have to wear makeup on stage and then sweat and the hot lights bake it on your face your pores arent going to like you as much now are they? I jsut dont get why ppl slag her skin have you never had a bad acne day? have you never had that pimple that sticks out a mile? I really respecvt Brit for all she has done to the music industry and no i dont have t-shirts and posters of her but i did buy all her albums. Her music is catchy and video clips are entertaining i love watching her in concert and i think shes wicked as. as for inbreeding please get a life? i feel really bad for you ppl that come on here slagin her off you say you aint jealous and all but i bet you are, hey im jealous of her shes really got it all, and yes she has been through a lot in the last year or two so give her a break, did you guys never do anything really bad when you were really drunk and stuff? leave her alone cuz i really dont wanna get nasty to you..... GO BRIT!! YOU ROCK
mel - February 06, 2005 - Report this comment
britney shouldn't have put these implants and she thinks that someone believe her when she says that they got bigger with puberty. She doesn't sing bad and doesn't dance that good (just look at the way beyonce dances). But she's still a bitch and i don't know how justin fell in love with her (boys!). and she's ugly without all the makeup and cool outfits!

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