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Ozzy claims he was taking as many as 42 pain killers a day during his reality show. Osbourne told the newspaper. "I couldn't talk. I couldn't walk. I could barely stand up. I was lumbering about like the Hunchback of Notre Dame." Make your own Rush Limbaugh joke here.

   Full story is at CNN. Article was posted on December 8 by ChuckyG

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ChuckyG - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Now he's hospitalized for injuring himself while riding an ATV. Clearly he didn't read the warnings on the side of the bottle.
Michael Pacholek - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
What makes you think Ozzy can read? But if you insist on my inserting a Rush joke... Rush Limbaugh walks into a bar. He sits down at a pair of stools. The bartender asks, "What'll it be?" And he says, "I'll have a bloody Hillary!" The bartender says, "Sorry, we stopped selling that drink in '98." Rush says, "OK, then I'll have a black prisoner!" The bartender says, "Sorry, we stopped selling that drink in '65." Rush says, "OK, then I'll have a dead Russian!" The bartender says, "Sorry, we stopped selling that drink in '91." "Look," yells Rush, "don't you have anything a good conservative can drink?" The bartender says, "I don't know. I've never seen a good conservative, let alone one that walked in here." Just then, Bill Clinton and Ted Kennedy walk into the bar. Rush sees them, and faints, falling off his barstools. Ted says, "Ah, what's wrong with him?" Bill says, "He must have disagreed with somebody that beat him."
Joeybear - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Even though I was a Black Sabbath fan back in the seventies, I didn't spend the rest of my life destroying my brain doing drugs. Ozzy Ozbourne is a complete ass on all fronts. I wish he'd just shut the hell up and go away.
Maxwell Smart - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
I wasn't thinking of El Rushbo, I was only going to say, "42 painkillers? Elvis et that many afore breakfast and still had plenty space for 'ludes, reds, sedatives and scotch!"
jamaal - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
heel - poor Ozzy knew he was taking 42 pills a day - after all he thinks he got the scripts filled just 2 years ago - in 1976

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