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Britney Spears is making fun of Justin Timberlake's manhood. This article has a pretty scary looking picture of Britney with the worst looking press-on-nails anywhere.

   Full story is at The Sun. Article was posted on November 20 by ChuckyG

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ChuckyG - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
If I wasn't afraid of lawsuits, I'd start a section for reposting scary looking pictures of celebrities without their makeup. I'm sure someone has already beaten me to it though.
La La - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, I never have even liked Britanty she' s so fake. If you took away that makeup and plastic, she would be just anohter ugly blonde. ( FYI) Not that I have anything against blondes my best friend is a blonde!
Sam - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Haha, That's great... Justin is dickless... lol
FuNkY mOnKeY - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
The fake nails...talons, more like, help illustrate her point even better. Don't you think?
Alex - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Britney, is that measurement to scale, because it can't be that big, can it?
@ssKicker - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
The Just-In joke has been around practically since N*SYNC's debut single. It's good to know I can now tell it with some basis for it. Anyone want to hear some more Justin & Britney jokes?
@ssKicker - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
I suppose it explains why none of his girlfriends have stayed around for very long. Well... it's better than his slutty image, isn't it?
Geisha! - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
she just looks bad, full stop
slytherin - November 24, 2003 - Report this comment
can britney look any uglier?????????
Bubba - November 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, ChuckyG, you're right. There is a whole section on devoted to celebrity mugshots. Scary stuff... As far as Britney goes (not that I really even care), she's just like any other scorned woman, she will say or do anything to make Justin look bad. And if you think she looks trashy now, just wait until she turns 40. I can remember when Ann and Nancy Wilson were hotties
@ssKicker - November 24, 2003 - Report this comment
If I allow myself to be photographed buying a packet of biscuits or insulting an ex-boyfriend's organs, can I be a celebrity?
chels - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
woah, i think she has tiny surfboards glued to her fingers
... - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Thats what I thought too. :X
The Skuz - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Aw, come on. Except for the nails and rotten tattoo, I don't think she looks so bad.
Joeybear - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, well, well... So how does Britney Speared make a fair and objective penal comparison if no talent Justin was the first guy to do her? The answer is simple... Since Justin, she's gained a new found lust for the "good life", and thus, is well on her way to becoming a certified Sausage Queen. By the way, if she came knocking at my door, I wouldn't turn her away. After all, there's far uglier celebs out there.
@ssKicker - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
I'd like to insult my friend Gordie's spleen. Can I be a celebrity??? I can play an instrument if you like. If you count the kazoo, TWO instruments. I'll endorse burgers! I'll open village fetes! Pleeease let me be a celebrity. I have stupid hair- I have a Jedi-style rat-tail that dangles in front of my eyes and makes my vision go out of focus. Aren't those characteristics enough to make me a celebrity? Britney doesn't even do anything except take her top off and SHE'S a celebrity. It's not fair.
ChuckyG - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
well, Justin's grand mother is coming to his defence now:,,2-2003550458,00.html yikes...
Jackie - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I love Britney she is my idol so stop making fun of her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU BRITNEY
@ssKicker - December 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, you're entitled to your opinion and your overuse of exclamation marks, like the rest of us.
ALexander - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
I love Britney, you dirty losers
Sara Shah - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
hahaha as if we didn't know that JuJu was a LADIES' man!
JustinTimberlakelover - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
OK you guys britney's ok i guess, but u now what??? she doesnt have talent! the thing about justins manhood is gossip. shes the one who has phisical problems! - March 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Britney Spears is a Bleached Brunette. People think she's scary with and without her plastic and face make-up. Try looking at her without the blinding bleach spot-light on her head. Also see what happens to any Bleached Brunette when you stop letting her use the name Blonde. Tell her a Dumb Bleached Brunette joke and she will explode.
Amanda Ashley Hill - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I think that Britney Spears is awful! She thinks running around half naked makes a good music video! Her hair looks like snow and she has no talent. She sux at acting. She acts like a little hooch and her boobs hang out of her shirt all of the time. I'm not trying to be down-right cold and mean , I'm just telling the truth!!!
Pinklicious*** - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
HEy well i like Britney Spears and i think thAt she is pretty cool. i have noticed that she became a little crazy, but she just broke up with Justin, she has poperazis all around her, and she is trying to grow up and be a women without the press all on her ass.!!!!!!! by my understadings she has a pretty hectic life, she is bound to go crazy at one point. Anyways, i guess everyone has their own opinions on things.***** Well i like Britney's songs and all her Cd's. and i think that she deserves a little more Credit. ***Pinklicious***
another Justin Timberlake LOVER - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Hi, I cant stand Britteny spears so i dont understand why she is runnig her little fake mouth to everybody.She thinks that if she runs around hafl naked she can get any man she wants but guess what she cant shes nothing but a little h**.
Maria Rosales - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Hi Brittney how are you will I just wnt to know why? you and justin broke up for if you were a cute cuple? will i just want to tell you that i really like your styles you have and you don't care what people say to you . will I love your songs also.
foxy - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree with some of these comments,I used to like britney,But ever since the shar jackson thing,I think shes nothing but a man stealing bitch.She is a madonna wanna be.Shar you just keep your head up boo its plenty of better looking man out there anyway.Also her comments about justin timberland is not called for ,i think justin is better off with Cameron Diaz anyway she is much prettier and more lady like.
tbone - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I think Britney is nothing but a scandalouse hoe and is also bimbo and is also a prostitute.
foxy - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
TO Sara Shah I think you are the only looser.Maybe you like britney because you are a bigger tramp than she is.Holla back.
kayla - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
hello briteny spears i think u are a BIG Slut & i saw u on a front if a teen book & it said that u took another Woman's man How soo Slutee u are doing that.& your telling all the Young teen's Ohh Fallow your Dreams ohh haha Yeah Right Bi*** like any teens going to listening to mean Daym u are No good Singer & u got money coming out of your A** its soo not funny.i soo Hate your music & your Dum movie.i hope when the Next man u date.he leave u for your best friend.hahaha im Soo glad that u & Justin timberlake Broke up.he dont need your slutee A** .& all so i hope u crash & cant sing or dance.u have to have a women take u to use the bathroom & do ever thang for u.....well i got to go bye
POOP - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
jonalyn labalan - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment
well,they all sucks...who the hell care if britney and justin broke up??? its their decision and choice...just leave them alone...face the damn reality that they are not motherfuckin meant for each knock your fuckin head off!!!!!
media - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
britney can kiss ma ass she sux
Summer Suzanne wolf - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Briteny Spears GET A LIFE!!GET A LIFE!!

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