lame headline.. can anyone think of a better one?

Better headline: Manilow, realizing career is over, decides to try new look in order to boost sales. In other news, Barbra Streisand is suing for gimmic infringement.

Boy that title is just a bad jewish joke......

Alright, i got a better title for you.....ditch the Satan--er Streisand joke because theyre overused as it is, and when you think of noses you already think of her.......also, Im not sure if Barry Manilow is jewish (I dont think he is), so one that goes along the lines of "Barry Manilow proves that the old jewish joke is true.....when a jew with an erection does walk into a wall he does break his nose" is probably not that smart an idea to use...its probably too offensive as well (hey no offense, Im just stating the joke lol)...so how bout this: "Important medical discovery: Doctors have found the way to stop annoying singers from singing....in other news, Barry Manilow has broken his nose"...hows that Chuck?

That should be "In a related story" not "In other news" inside my suggestion

Manilow is Jewish, and from Brooklyn like Barbra. The difference is that he, unlike she, is not "like buttah." Anyway, I don't believe the "walked into a door" story any more than I believe Georgie Bush bruised his face by falling off the sofa from "choking on a pretzel." Bush was no doubt drunk, and Manilow's broken nose is the result of amateur pugilism. And since Billy Florio has already broached the subject of tasteless jokes, do you remember this one? "Why wasn't Barry Manilow invited to sing at Live Aid? Because nobody's THAT hungry."

Lets see...overused joke or offensive joke....better to be safe with the overused lame joke than piss people off with a tasteless. offenisve, rude joke, but it seems I did that any way. Sorry BIlly, didn/t realize that the name of the game was to offend. Maybe I'll try harder next time.

Whoa! He does have a big nose! Poor guy!

His name was Barry, he was so cheesy, he hadn't had a hit in years, he was blinded by his tears; So he went drinking, and got to thinking, he needed something to impress, but didn't want to wear a dress, so he went home to Mom, and thought he was the bomb, but in his drunken state he walked into the living room wall, at the Mama, Mama Cabana, the hottest spot north of Atlanta, at the Mama, Mama Cabana, the hottest spot north of Atlanta, he broke his nose. (Awww...) So is that accurate? (to the tune of CopaCabana)

boy, that was better than my "copacabana" parody lol

He was a Manilow, we said he's gotta go, he wasn't good enough for us. He thought he was Billy Joel, but he don't have no soul, that's why we're making such a fuss.