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Cher thinks Michael Jackson is weird!!!

   Full story is at Pop Dirt. Article was posted on April 4 by Kristen

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FuNkY mOnKeY - April 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Doesn't everyone?
Danielle - April 04, 2003 - Report this comment
They're both equally weird!
Cotton Candy - April 05, 2003 - Report this comment
That's too funny!!!! A bit of an oxymoron, wouldn't you say?
Jonathan C. - April 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Mr. Kettle, meet Ms. Pot. Cher should know a weirdo when she sees one because she's been with many as suitors.
My name is Kenny - April 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Because of how he treats his children, huh? Not that you're wrong about that, Cher, but who was it that was flashing their butt to a hundred horny sailors in the "Turn Back Time" video, right in front of their own son?
WEIRDPERSON - April 08, 2003 - Report this comment
HELLO
Hajjar - April 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Until Cher can expose one part of her body that still exists since the day she was born, she has no right to badmouth Wacko Jacko. Only we have that right
Alcoholic Alex - April 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Eh????? DOH! Don't Everyone!
Shelly - April 14, 2003 - Report this comment
If Cher is an example of non-weird, I'd rather be weird!!
paige - April 14, 2003 - Report this comment
well i never got a chance to read it becuse it never worked lol but you sumone was dissin up micheal.. i dun listen to him that much buti have respect for him.. look at the man hes obviously been thro stuff in his life and until youve been through that you no right to judge what he does. you dont know him or anything about him.. has he molested you? has he tried to hurt you? no umm i dont think so there for you should maybe shut up and for his face.. he had a skin condition, your not his docter so you cant say any different ... ur proably thinkin oh you dont kno him either so why are u defending for the best, maybe not but i take into what i hear coming out of his mouth, notice how when things are said everybody is beilved except for the person its about?? yea anywayz im out but take that into effect *peace* if ne one wants to chat straberri_kiwi@hotmail.com
jean seb - August 02, 2003 - Report this comment
michael i love you your the best in the history.you change the world of music forever king of pop pour la vie
Andy - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Cher is just another component of a society that is spoon-fed media reports that will cause controversy and generate revenue, where it is true or not. Michael Jackson is a brilliant artist, and misunderstood due to the scrutiny of the global media who have an insatiable interest for anything that is uncommon or the cause of personal jealousy.
Kylen - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
what's wrong with u celebrity haters? I mean, I don't have anything for or against either of these celebrities, but JEEZ. And Jean-seb makes a good point- you don't know anything about these people. For that fact alone, you could give them at least half an ounce of respect. They DO devote their entire lives to entertaining YOU, you know. By the way, WIERDPERSON, if you hate Cher so much, then how would you know what she did and what she was wearing in her Turn Back Time video? CU L8r people. Thanks 4 hearing me. - Kylen
Kylen - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
what's wrong with u celebrity haters? I mean, I don't have anything for or against either of these celebrities, but JEEZ. And Jean-seb makes a good point- you don't know anything about these people. For that fact alone, you could give them at least half an ounce of respect. They DO devote their entire lives to entertaining YOU, you know. By the way, WIERDPERSON, if you hate Cher so much, then how would you know what she did and what she was wearing in her Turn Back Time video? CU L8r people. Thanks 4 hearing me. - Kylen
lilsnow - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
I always loved Michael Jackson as a artist and entertainer, and also like Cher. I am not in denile like so many others that his behavior is that of a pedaphile. Telling a young boy that if you love me you will come into my bed, is not appropriate. I think Michael actually thinks that his behavior is acceptable, this is what makes him dangerous to children, I worked in a forensic unit for 8 years, his behavior is typical.
Adagio - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
We are not celebrity haters on this site....we just parody their music.....and from time to time berate people like MJ.
Erin - November 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, Kylen, you said what would you know what Cher did in her Turn Back Time video. But you also say "They DO devote their entire lives to entertaining YOU, you know." So I say, how would you know what entertains me? I'm the one who knows what entertains me, and what I've seen of Cher has done a little entertaining but a lot more annoying. I she's devoted her entire life to entertaining ME, it's a pretty sadly wasted live for the most part. Shelly put it best, saying "If Cher is an example of non-weird, I'd rather be weird!!"
Wade - November 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Cher should keep her big mouth shut. She is so quick to dis MJ but not so quick to look in the mirror.
Elijah-Blue - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Lets get one thing straight, at least Cher's plastic surgery looks GOOD and makes her beautiful. The only good thing about MJ's plastic surgery is that he will probably score the main role in planet of the apes #2. Cher kicks ass compared to Michael, she has survived musically since the 60's and is still rocking harder than ever. She is definitely NOT weird, but down to earth and honest!! MJ has done nothing for the last decade but increasing erase his face and touch up little boys at his Molestorland ranch with secret bedrooms. Now Cher has every right to critisize a 40 year old man who sleeps with little kids and dangles his baby off a balcony...... Shouldn't we all be doing this? You guys are only critising Cher because of her plastic surgery, however at least Cher got it right and looks AMAZING for her age with a great body to match. Micahel Jackson is just a freak who deserves nothing less than a jungle so he can mate with the other monkeys (prefereably under the age of 6).
Michael Pacholek - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
And we thought Michael was "starting with the man in the mirror"! Or is there still a man in his mirror? I've heard of "The Mirror Has Two Faces," but this is ridiculous!
Lia - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Cher rocks, and she has every right to say this, because he is now charged AGAIN for his phedophilic behavior, I think he is dangerous and should be locked up, Cher on the other hand is beautiful, a great entertainer, and well, I would have liked to live her life! Cher has it all...
Wacko Jacko - The Gloved One! - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Why is everybody being so mean to me? History shows that I haven't done anything wrong, and I'm just good friends with my pajama pals, except for the little creep who's lying about me now! Cher shouldn't talk, that reject from the old folks home! When is she going to figure out that no one is listening to her music anymore? Hey, that's what's happening to me! All I want to do is heal the world, that's all! With the spirit of Bubbles and the force of Peter Pan I will beat it in court and come out invincible! Just wish I didn't sacrifice Bubbles in that voodoo ritual, but he had it coming! If you want to hear the truth visit my blog news room and see another part of me! Any statement that does not appear on my blog must be considered lies from my ex-pajama pal! http://jackonews.blogspot.com
BH3 - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
must of you all have just bought a ticket str8 to hell!!! SMILE, ENJOY HELL, dumn azzez!!!!!!!!!!!

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