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A 23-year-old Cliff Richard fan who upset her neighbours by playing the star's records too loudly has been ordered to pay nearly 1,000 in fines and costs.

   Full story is at BBC News. Article was posted on March 5 by Jim A

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ChuckyG - March 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Boy am I glad I don't live in the city.. or listen ot Cliff Richard.
bbbbbb - March 05, 2003 - Report this comment
That is so dumb
Marian - March 07, 2003 - Report this comment
I like to blast Everly Brothers music out loud in my back yard,so I can kind of identify with the "Devil Woman"!My neighbor,woh I;ll call Disco Stu,like ti listen to disco real loud,so he ain't gonna rock the boat!Cheers!
Jonathan C. - March 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Your can play rap music at full blast and not get a fine, but try to play Cliff Richard loud and you pay a fine. I'll have to find more rap music. (j/k)
zoe - March 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Im a 22 year old Cliff Richard fan. Why are people so nieve when they think Cliff does'nt have a young following? There are loads of us out there but is it really that suprising? We are talking about Britains most successful recording artist - so it must be those of you that put him down are the ones that are missing out on something - im not!
Michael Pacholek - March 18, 2003 - Report this comment
"Britain's most successful recording artist"? Did Sir Cute One die and I missed it? Oh yeah, the album covers... Cliff Richard is no more Britain's most successful recording artist than Garth Brooks is America's.
ChuckyG - March 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Elvis Presley spent 1,173 weeks on the UK singles charts, Cliff Richard spent 1,147. Madonna is a distant third with 568. As far as hit singles go though, Cliff Richard has 123 and Elvis 113. Elton John is a distant third with 74. What's amazing, is Cliff Richard is virtually unknown in the US, wheras in in the UK, he's as big as Elvis (well, maybe as popular as, but not as big as, yuk yuk).
mysticrose - March 22, 2003 - Report this comment
So is Cliff Richard something like the UK version of Neil Diamond - a showman with a sizeable following whom many people love to ridicule while his fans adore him?
Anti Cliff - March 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Should hve been 2000 at least
Philip Reeves - June 04, 2003 - Report this comment
It just goes to show that Cliff Richard appeals to all ages and his music maybe 'Easy Listening' but enjoyable. The obsession with base, aggressive music fashion is usually sang by rich, spoilt brats who have nothing to be agressive about and are not even notable. Glad to see the 'Young ones' still out there!
Cliff Fan From Oz - November 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Sorry to digress, but people here don't seem to want to admit that Cliff is a great performer, and unlike Elvis, is still going strong. Cliff does have a strong youth following, even out here in Australia. I'm sick of seeing people's public comments of Clifff Richard attracting such an "Anti-Cliff" attitude. Face up to the facts...these pessemistic people have an incurable complex about the man and can't resist putting in their two cents worth of degradation.
dork a roo - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Cliff Richard is the biggest dork in the world. The only hit he had in America was courtesy of Olivia Newton-John. The 1980 single "Suddenly".
Steve - July 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I find it amazing that some people maintain that Cliff has a universal following in the U.K. I am 28 old and I have never met anyone my age who admits to liking his music. Come to think of it I have never met anyone who is less than 50 years old who does. There is a large proportion of the U.K. population who are born between 1935 and 1955. These are the hard core who have loyally followed him since there youth in the late 50's ,60's and early 70's. The young people attending his concerts are probably taking there mother or grannie out for a treat. Or they have gone for a family night out. In America no one no he exists (with the exception of a few British ex-patriots!). And in certain parts of Europe his fan base is mainly the middle adged and old. The other places where he has had fame are the far east. I should imagine folks there are too poor buy records let alone own a record player. Cliff claims he has sold 260 million records. I think that is stetching the truth some what!!
Steve - July 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Cliff Richard is a smarmy hypocrtit. He acts like he is Mr Clean, the devout christian. Notice that he publicly bad mouths other stars. He had the cheek to say Elvis Presley's films were rubbish. If Elvis films were rubbsh then what are Cliff Richards?????? When would you ever hear Elvis bad mouth any other star???? Never. He is concieted and smarmy. He always boasting about his so called achievements to disguise the fact he has no talent. Cliff cut his career copying Elvis and then he has just copied and gone with the follow with other musical trends. The loyal legions of his fan base are those folk from the 50's and 60's that have followed his career and bought any rubbish he churns out. They are the people who are responsible for keeping his stuff in the charts!!
Steve - July 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Has any one noticed that Cliff Richard and Tony Blair are very much a like??? Could they be the same person???? They both share very simular voices and express themselves in the same manner. They are both full of bull shit. They are both as equally smarmy and two-faced. They are both religious. They both love tennis. They are about the same height and build. They have never been seen together, so are they the same person????
nuff said - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
cliff is the anti christ!!!!
nuff said - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
cliff should be banned i bet if u play his records backwards u hear satanic messeges, lol he's totally lame and should never b allowed to go to the tennis ever again unless the weather forcast is good thats why tim henman has lost his game the embaressment of a fellow english man singing crap songs, his voice aint good either who ever gave him his first record deal must av bn havin a laugh or deaf
nuff said - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
he invented singin the lords prayer? i dont think so we were forced to sing it as a hymn in primary school wen i were a lad he must av bn scraping the barrel to make money with that one. another thing why the f**k has he got his own aftershave out who would buy it, u would get laughed at by the sales assitant ur girlfiend would dump u and u probably would be subject to ridicule by all, the only person to buy it would be your gran at xmas time to go with ur nitted jumper that u never wear, take a back seat cliff retire and get a new hobby lioke collecting stamps or something and leave the music to the professionals as u cant sing ur music is awfull... plaese please please dont release another song at xmas time!!!!
nuff said - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
this is thew last comment. im not a closet cliff fan to all those fans who probably say i am i just hate bad music. and to the guy who said there is a big young following... ok wot eva i think u and ur friends are the only ones as youngsters today have got better things to listen to well not really but better than cliff, im gettin bored now

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