These are the band names that we feel are just plain stupid. Bands pick the most absurd names, who wants to be known as a member of the "Butthole Surfers"? We only accept entries for this page that make fun of a band name. Just saying a band is lame (no matter how lame they might be) isn't a good reason for entry.
The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 2088 Band Name Origin entries on the site.
|The National||The National what? National Bank? National Hebrew? National League? The name is too vague.||Frank Hotdog|
|Killing Miranda||Another repulsive name for a band. They must have sick minds to come up with something like this.||Mr. Critic|
|Broods||A brood is a small group of children. If you have more than one group, they become broods. However, there are only two members of this band, and neither of them are children.||Professor Oblivion|
|Magic Dirt||What is the name supposed to signify? No dirt is magic!||Amanda Svenson|
|Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles||Someone once told me, if I were to put two random words together, there is a 5% chance of it sounding awesome and a 95% chance of it being a rock band, but even I wouldn't have ever thought this up.||Kestral|
|Blonde Redhead||This name is an oxymoron; you can't be a redhead and blonde at the same time.||The Mole|
|Johnny Truant||Yet another name that suggests a solo performer in first-name-last-name form but is actually a group.||Joe|
|Satanicpornocultshop||Too long; contains a few raunchy words mixed in.||H|
|Dana International||Sounds like a name for a company or organization, not for a soloist singer.||Lorraine Thoanjer|
|Chicago Poodle||This is a Jpop band, so why they use a certain American city in their name is beyond my comprehension. Unless they somehow have ties to the "Windy City," I don't see the point.||Mr. Critic|
|Camper Van Beethoven||Any band that uses two-thirds of a celebrated composer's name for part of its own name, must be uncreative.||Wilrub|
|Scissor Sisters||None of the members are related as sisters, and none of them have Scissor as a surname. Therefore this name is a misnomer in more ways than one.||Joe|
|The Streets||Roadways can't perform music.||Lorraine Thoanjer|
|Soft Ballet||Their music is anything but soft!||Belinda Trucklisle|
|The Kills||1) It could be mistaken for The Killers, a more well-known alternative band; 2) It's way too repulsive.||Mr. Critic|
|Bennie K||It looks like it should be a solo person, but instead it's a female duo.||Rhonda Hindle|
|Sunny Day Real Estate||It's obvious that these guys don't sell houses, and there is no connection between real estate and music.||Obi Lame Kenobi|
|I Am David Sparkle||First, nobody in the band is named David Sparkle. Second, any band name that starts with "I Am" sounds plain stupid.||Frieda Evans|
|Matenrou Opera||It's not an opera; it's a visual kei metal band.||Belinda Trucklisle|
|Germans||None of the members of this band are German; they're all Canadians.||Natalie Benson|
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Much like the stupid song lyrics page, I get a lot of submissions for this page. More than I can really handle. The problem is that I get a lot of "Blink 182 is stupid 'cuz I said so" submissions, which I have to waste time deleting (though not much). I also get a lot of submissions that just aren't funny. I guess the real problem is that the word stupid can mean so many things, and hence every band name could be considered stupid.
So in short, don't bother sending me stupid email about this stupid page, or you're stupid.
If you have a creative/humorous idea, please submit it.