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Fall Out Boy, "20 Dollar Nose Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you ever wanted to disappear And join a monastery Go out and preach on Manic Streets? Who will I be when I wake up next to a stranger On a passenger plane? (Passenger plane) Oh, Permanent jet lag Please take me back (please take be back) Please take be back (Oh) I'm a straight dog sick Please let me in (please let me in) The man keeps tripping Singing vows before we exchange small chat Give me a pen Call me, Mr. Pens a dream But don't let the doctor in I wanna blow off steam and Call me, Mr. Pens a dream (Mr. Pens a dream) But don't let the doctor, don't let the doctor in It feels like thoughts and karats but no clarity When I look at the man who would be king The man who would be king goes to the Desert duceing war his dad returned Came back with flags on coffins and said We war, oh, we war Permanent jet lag Please take me back (please take be back) Please take be back (Oh) I'm a straight toxic Please let me in (please let me in) The man keeps tripping Singing vows before we exchange small gretting Give me a pen Call me, Mr. Pen's a dream But don't let the doctor in I wanna blow off steam and Call me, Mr. Pen's a dream (Mr. Pen's a dream) But don't let the doctor, don't let the doctor in pen's a dream My, my, my pens a dream My pens a dream now My pens a dream now Only one more thing and that is the rest of the proof Is on the television, on the Call me Mr. Pen's a dream But don't let the doctor in I wanna blow off steam and Call me Mr. Pens a dream (Mr. Pen's a dream) But don't let the doctor, don't let the doctor in Have you ever wanted to disappear? It's not me, it's you Actually, it's the taxidermy of you and me tie the balloons from around my neck and ground me I'm just a racehorse on the track Send me back to the glue factory Always thought I'd float away And never come back But I've got enough miles on my card To fly the boys home on my own But you know me: I like being all alone And keeping you all alone And the charts are boring And the kids are snoring And the eagles in a sling You say you're not listening And I said I'm wishing And I said, I said
Original Lyrics:
Have you ever wanted to disappear And join a monastery Go out and preach on Manic Street? Who will I be when I wake up next to a stranger On a passenger plane? (Passenger plane) Oh, Permanent jet lag Please take me back (please take be back) Please take be back (Oh) I'm a stray dog sick Please let me in (please let me in) The mad keys tripping Singing vows before we exchange smoke rings Give me a pen Call me Mr. Benzedrine But don't let the doctor in I wanna blow off steam and Call me Mr. Benzedrine (Mr. Benzedrine) But don't let the doctor, don't let the doctor in It feels like fourteen karats but no clarity When I look at the man who would be king The man who would be king goes to the Desert to sing war his dad rehearsed Came back with flags on coffins and said We won, oh, we won Permanent jet lag Please take me back (please take be back) Please take be back (Oh) I'm a stray dog sick Please let me in (please let me in) The mad keys tripping Singing vows before we exchange smoke rings Give me a pen Call me Mr. Benzedrine But don't let the doctor in I wanna blow off steam and Call me Mr. Benzedrine (Mr. Benzedrine) But don't let the doctor, don't let the doctor in Benzedrine My, my, my Benzedrine My Benzedrine now My Benzedrine now Only one more thing and that is the rest of the proof Is on the television, on the Call me Mr. Benzedrine But don't let the doctor in I wanna blow off steam and Call me Mr. Benzedrine (Mr. Benzedrine) But don't let the doctor, don't let the doctor in Have you ever wanted to disappear? It's not me, it's you Actually, it's the taxidermy of you and me Untie the balloons from around my neck and ground me I'm just a racehorse on the track Send me back to the glue factory Always thought I'd float away And never come back But I've got enough miles on my card To fly the boys home on my own But you know me: I like being all alone And keeping you all alone And the charts are boring And the kids are snoring And the eagles in a sling You say you're not listening And I said I'm wishing And I said, I said

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