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Red Hot Chili Peppers, "Californication"
Misheard Lyrics:
Circus stars from China
Trying to steal your arms in nation,
Little girls from Sweden
Dream of silver screen floatations,
If you want these kind of dreams, it's caliphonication.
It's the edge of the world
In all the west of civilization
The sun may rise in the east
At least it's settled in a fine location...
Hate is on a mirror while
You break the spell of aging
To love this skin is discharge,
And this is while your waiting.
First born in the cold,
Hot coals are formed....
Marry the guy who would vary the world,
I'd be my very own constellation,
A teenage broad with a baby inside
Getting high on inflammation....
Homies raised I love the phrase
Control the population
Destruction leads to a baron flood,
But it always leads to creation
An earthquake starts to a girl's guitar
It's just another good vibration,
And idol waves couldn't save the world
From californication.
Slitting my wrist
There is no death,
And this is what your craving.
Trying to steal your arms in nation,
Little girls from Sweden
Dream of silver screen floatations,
If you want these kind of dreams, it's caliphonication.
It's the edge of the world
In all the west of civilization
The sun may rise in the east
At least it's settled in a fine location...
Hate is on a mirror while
You break the spell of aging
To love this skin is discharge,
And this is while your waiting.
First born in the cold,
Hot coals are formed....
Marry the guy who would vary the world,
I'd be my very own constellation,
A teenage broad with a baby inside
Getting high on inflammation....
Homies raised I love the phrase
Control the population
Destruction leads to a baron flood,
But it always leads to creation
An earthquake starts to a girl's guitar
It's just another good vibration,
And idol waves couldn't save the world
From californication.
Slitting my wrist
There is no death,
And this is what your craving.
Original Lyrics:
Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind's elation
Little girls from Sweden
Dream of silver screen quotations
It's the edge of the world
And all of western civilization
The sun may rise in the East
At least it settles in the final location
Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Celebrity skin is this your chin
Or is that war you're waging
First born unicorn
Hard core soft porn
Marry me girl be my fairy to the world
Be my very own constellation
A teenage bride with a baby inside
Getting high on information
Born and raised by those who praise
Control of population
Destruction leads to a very rough road
But it also breeds creation
And earthquakes are to a girl's guitar
They're just another good vibration
And tidal waves couldn't save the world
From Californication
Sicker than the rest
There is no test
But this is what you're craving
Try to steal your mind's elation
Little girls from Sweden
Dream of silver screen quotations
It's the edge of the world
And all of western civilization
The sun may rise in the East
At least it settles in the final location
Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Celebrity skin is this your chin
Or is that war you're waging
First born unicorn
Hard core soft porn
Marry me girl be my fairy to the world
Be my very own constellation
A teenage bride with a baby inside
Getting high on information
Born and raised by those who praise
Control of population
Destruction leads to a very rough road
But it also breeds creation
And earthquakes are to a girl's guitar
They're just another good vibration
And tidal waves couldn't save the world
From Californication
Sicker than the rest
There is no test
But this is what you're craving
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