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Dick Haymes, "The Old Master Painter"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Old Masturbater
Original Lyrics:
The Old Master Painter
6 artists recorded it; I think the version I heard was by Dick Haymes (which was late '40s), but I bet I would mishear it no matter who sung it now.

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