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Spitting Image (TV), "Chicken Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet, and then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green, then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet, and pretend you're Mavis Keith.
Original Lyrics:
Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet, and then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green, then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet, and pretend your name is Keith.
This song is insane. Just insane. I know Rob Grant and Chris Barrie were involved, but it's insane even for them!

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