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Monty Python, "The Philosopher Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Emanuel Kant was a real kiss mass who was verry rarely able
Hidigger Hidigger was a foozy checker who could drink beer under the table
Original Lyrics:
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable
Heidegger Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could drink you under the table

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